Corven_Ren Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) That's you're Plan? A) AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Q: What was Enforcer's reaction to seeing the giant nude ceterfold of Mightybec? A: Duck, Duck, GOOOOOSSSSEEE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Duck' date=' Duck, GOOOOOSSSSEEE!![/quote'] Q. What should we do? What should we do? What is that crashing toward us? A. I call it "Full-Contact Bowling". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What the F**K Dude! You hit me with that thing! Why are you lobbing Bowling Balls anyway? A) It's a suitable case for treatment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q) What the F**K Dude! You hit me with that thing! Why are you lobbing Bowling Balls anyway? A) It's a suitable case for treatment. Q: I thought we were going to waterproof your luggage. WHy did you pull out that old beat up leather breifcase? A: I beleive I've lost your wallet. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) It's a suitable case for treatment. Q. Geez, Doc, don't you think it's time you got a new black bag? A: I believe I've lost your wallet. Q. Everybody needs to believe in something. What about you? A. It only hurts when I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Geez, Doc, don't you think it's time you got a new black bag? Q. Everybody needs to believe in something. What about you? A. It only hurts when I think. Q: Dude; There is an axe sticking out of your skull! A: they are not going to be punished for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: they are not going to be punished for it. Q. Hey, did you hear that Kara and Rachel have been posting an entire thread of their nude photos? What's Ben going to say about this? A. Yeah, right, in your dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Hey, did you hear that Kara and Rachel have been posting an entire thread of their nude photos? What's Ben going to say about this? A. Yeah, right, in your dreams. Q: Is your question really true? A: I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: I am. Q. Are you what you are, Popeye? A. That's not how you "roll a fatty"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Are you what you are, Popeye? A. That's not how you "roll a fatty"... Q: Why did you want me to roll a fatman down the hill? A: we'll always make time for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: we'll always make time for you. Q. How do I know you won't stop publishing your magazine after I subscribe? A. I say we put this behind us and never speak of it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rapier Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How do I know you won't stop publishing your magazine after I subscribe? A. I say we put this behind us and never speak of it again. Q: What did the bishop say to the stable boy? A: It turns your tongue purple! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: It turns your tongue purple! Q. What can I say to my five-year-old son to convince him to drink prune juice? A. Well, if I squint, and the light's real bad, then maybe... no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What can I say to my five-year-old son to convince him to drink prune juice? A. Well, if I squint, and the light's real bad, then maybe... no. Q: Do you think Rosanne Barr is sexy? (I don't) A; I'll grind evryone into the dust. All in the spirit of the holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A; I'll grind evryone into the dust. All in the spirit of the holidays. Q: Why is it a bad idea to eat anything at the Giants Christmas party? A: No, wearing cologne won't make a ugly man sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is it a bad idea to eat anything at the Giants Christmas party? A: No, wearing cologne won't make a ugly man sexy. Q: How much colonge should I wear to make myself irresitable? A: Lord of the Danskins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Lord of the Danskins Q. Tim, geez, I just ate - what are you trying to be in that getup, anyway? A. I just didn't have the heart to tell him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Tim' date=' geez, I just ate - what are you trying to [i']be[/i] in that getup, anyway? A. I just didn't have the heart to tell him... Q: You gave Dr. FrankenstEin an abnormal brain for his creation? A: City of Cows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: City of Cows Q. Good grief, those are the filthiest boots I've ever seen!! Where have you been? A. Mistletoe, TOW missile, whatever! Can't a guy make a mistake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Good grief' date=' those are the filthiest boots I've ever seen!! Where have you [i']been[/i]? A. Mistletoe, TOW missile, whatever! Can't a guy make a mistake? Q: I told you to hang the mistletoe and you blew up the house???!!! A: The Hundred Year, 2 month, 4 day, and 7 Minute war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travellerne Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The Hundred Year' date=' 2 month, 4 day, and 7 Minute war.[/quote'] Q? What war would a detail obsessed Edward III have started? A. M33:R12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. M33:R12 Q. Okay, I'll take the protocol droid and the R2 unit, and... what's the big grey one over there? A. I suggest you use it as a doorstop or a nice paperweight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travellerne Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. I suggest you use it as a doorstop or a nice paperweight. Q? My dad always said I should use my head. But for what? A. Snag it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Snag it. Q. My mother gave me the most hideous sweater ever! I can't wear it, I can't hurt her feelings - what should I do? A. Precisely! That is the curious incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q? My dad always said I should use my head. But for what? A. Snag it. Q: This is my first time fishing. What am I supposed to do with the fishing line? A: For unto you this day, In the City of David, is born a savior; Who is a serious bad@$$! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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