Kirby Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I want to counter all those e-mails. Q: Tim, you sent out a lot of scathing e-mails to the corporate heads. Why do you think we should reinstate your access to the system? A: Yeah, since we laid off people, I need you to come in on Saturday and Sunday so that we can play catch up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHat game does Bush want to play at the inagural, with Kerry? A: I want to counter all those e-mails. Q: Why are you removing all those hot supermodels who want you badly from your buddy list? Q: Tim, you sent out a lot of scathing e-mails to the corporate heads. Why do you think we should reinstate your access to the system? A: Yeah, since we laid off people, I need you to come in on Saturday and Sunday so that we can play catch up. Q: Why did I have to go into that dark room wearing a sheep costume? A: Sailor fuku... 'Nuff said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sailor fuku... 'Nuff said! Q: Dr. Otaku, what is your ultimate goal in making cute androids? A: Next he will have Sailor Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dr. Otaku, what is your ultimate goal in making cute androids? A: Next he will have Sailor Moon. Q: So now that Menton has mind controled the Admiral, what does he plan to do? A: Replace with 2 bowls of shredded tires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So now that Menton has mind controled the Admiral, what does he plan to do? A: Replace with 2 bowls of shredded tyres. Q. Worldmaker, I haven't got any ice cream or fresh fruit for the dessert you posted what can I use instead ? A. It's like shooting rats in a barrel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. It's like shooting rats in a barrel. Q: Hey, Bubba, how'd you like that "bobbin' fer apples?" A: He has two cars up on cinder blocks and four dogs on the porch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: He has two cars up on cinder blocks and four dogs on the porch. Q: Why did you call that hick the richest man in town? A: The crowd cried for more. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you call that hick the richest man in town? A: The crowd cried for more. Doc Q: Okay, you tossing your shirt to the crowd I understand. But why oh why did you toss your pants and underwear out too? A: Make it stop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Make it stop! Q: Do you like being forced to watch "Mightybec and the Nude Beaches!"? A: Okay, okay, no more Mightybec jabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Okay' date=' okay, no more Mightybec jabs. [/quote'] Q: Hey Kirby, I hear the Becster's looking to dress you up like a sheep and 'show you respect like only he can'. You ever think about laying off the jabs? A: Some would say that's an upgrade.... dunno who, but some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Okay' date=' okay, no more Mightybec jabs. [/quote'] Q: Kirby, did you know that there are some lawyers representing the Association of Sensual Sheep Lovers International Council here to see you? A: Some would say that's an upgrade.... dunno who' date=' but some.[/quote'] Q: Didn't I hear that they replaced your Mac at work with a new PC? A: It's only an anagram. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some would say that's an upgrade.... dunno who' date=' but some.[/quote'] Q: So, Red Eagle, I hear we're going to chat about you on the A & Q, what do you think of that? A: It's only an anagram. Q: You know, an ASSLIC by them folks is scary and I don't want to be here for that. You understand, don't you? A: We're throwing Red Eagle a surprise on 1... 2... and whatever comes next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: We're throwing Red Eagle a surprise on 1... 2... and whatever comes next. Q: Why are we crouched behind this couch armed with super-soakers filled with lemon juice? A: Suck it up. It's just a little hard radiation. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Suck it up. It's just a little hard radiation. Q: Who farted? A: Now you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now you know. Q: Mightybec was your college roommate? A: The rent is very affordable. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The rent is very affordable. Q: So I hear you lived with Zornwil for a few months, and that he made you wear a Capt. America outfit. Why would you agree to that? A: I'm above reproach, in my mind at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 17, 2005 Report Share Posted January 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'm above reproach' date=' in my mind at least.[/quote'] Q: How could you? A: That's what happens when you try to sleep with an 18 pound cat on your chest. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How could you? A: That's what happens when you try to sleep with an 18 pound cat on your chest. Doc Q: WHy doe syour breath smell like kitty litter? A: We have this incredible massacre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: We have this incredible massacre. Q: And what happens if the people from the political threads actually meet in real life? A: Too tight! Too tight! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And what happens if the people from the political threads actually meet in real life? A: Too tight! Too tight! Doc Q: Did you say you wanted me to tighten this bodice? A: People want more wealth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted January 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: People want more wealth. Q: In the latest ground-breaking investigative reporting from 60 Minutes, what secret desire do all Americans have in common? A: The black lace was nice, but the blue bow was a bit much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: In the latest ground-breaking investigative reporting from 60 Minutes' date=' what secret desire do [i']all[/i] Americans have in common? A: The black lace was nice, but the blue bow was a bit much. Q. What di you think of your son's new school uniform ? A. Their embassy in London gives you two weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Their embassy in London gives you two weeks Q: What was so nice about getting fired? A: Singing the praises of pants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Singing the praises of pants! Q: So what's Enforcer84's new album? A: These are the ties that bind. And chafe. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what's Enforcer84's new album? A: These are the ties that bind. And chafe. Doc Q: So after 7 years how's the marriage to that Uber Feminist going? A: I crushed a beer can against my head! Yay me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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