Kirby Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Phallus of Penetration Q: You have extra appendage with a +1/2 advantage that's called what? A: He's got an ego the size of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: He's got an ego the size of it.Q. Why on Earth would you call your Mentalist PC "Nebraska"? A. I hope you're happy; now we don't have any fish, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. I hope you're happy; now we don't have any fish' date=' either.[/quote'] Q: Hey, guys, I just discovered that not only can we fish in the icehole, but we can relieve ourselves there as well. A: That's just cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's just cold. Q. I know you've taken a whiz down the icehole... but have you tried to crap yet? A. This ended up in a location I don't think any of us planned upon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. This ended up in a location I don't think any of us planned upon.Q. Well, super, now your butt's frozen to the ice!! What have you got to say for yourself? A. Look, never mind all that. I've got a thermos full of whiskey that'll solve all our problems. Temporarily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Look' date=' never mind all that. I've got a thermos full of whiskey that'll solve all our problems. Temporarily.[/quote'] Q. What are we going to do now? My ass is frozen to the ice! A. Don't just do something! Stand there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Don't just do something! Stand there!Q. Look, you'll be okay here by yourself, right? 'Cause I have some stuff I need to go do... A. Rock's chosen warriors will rule the Apocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Don't just do something! Stand there! Q: Don't go anywhere, I've got to do something elsewhere. A. Rock's chosen warriors will rule the Apocalypse. Q: How did "Extreme Rock-Scissors-Paper" end? A: It's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's only funny until someone gets hurt' date=' then it's hilarious.[/quote']Q. Sarge, why do we have to wear these wigs and clown noses? A. Like you have a better idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Like you have a better idea. Q: Boromir, we cannot send the One Ring over Sauron's defenses by a catapult! That idea is retarded.* A: Something this small is really hard to trajectorize. It really needs some sort of guidance system.* *For better explanation, see the Shadowpup rep thread link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Boromir, we cannot send the One Ring over Sauron's defenses by a catapult! That idea is retarded.* A: Something this small is really hard to trajectorize. It really needs some sort of guidance system.* Q: Captain, what is you analysis of the General's marriage problems? A: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Boromir, we cannot send the One Ring over Sauron's defenses by a catapult! That idea is retarded.* A: Something this small is really hard to trajectorize. It really needs some sort of guidance system.* Q: Captain, what is you analysis of the General's marriage problems? A: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!! Q: The Gerbil got stuck, And he farted when he tried to burn it out? A: Matches, and lighters, are not children's toys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northstar Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Matches, and lighters, are not children's toys. Q: "Hey guys-- look at my new weapon! It's a molotov bolo! Anyone got a light??" A: Damn it, it's stuck again! I HATE when this happens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "Hey guys-- look at my new weapon! It's a molotov bolo! Anyone got a light??" A: Damn it, it's stuck again! I HATE when this happens! Q: WHy is the Super-glue open? Did you mix it up with the Ky again? A: We usually make our contributions at tax time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: We usually make our contributions at tax time. Q: Would you like to donate to the Generic Local Overused Charity Klan? A: I gave at the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I gave at the office.Q. C'mon, honey, you work all day and all evening... I hardly ever see you!! What about a little, you know, "us time"...? I've got some wine and candles, and some new lingerie...? A. For the last time, the whole thing was a dream!! It's, like, a metaphor, okay!?! Why is this so hard for you to grasp!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. For the last time' date=' the whole thing was a dream!! It's, like, a metaphor, okay!?! Why is this so hard for you to grasp!?![/quote'] Q: We're married! How dare you call my sister your dream date?! A: I'm willing to learn if the price is right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: We're married! How dare you call my sister your dream date?! A: I'm willing to learn if the price is right. Q: Excuse me, I'm looking for a hooker that knows the French-Lick Butterfly position? A: It's all lyes I tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's all lyes I tell you. Q: I've heard you're trying to sell more than one type of soap behind our backs! Is this true? A: We're having a monsters ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: We're having a monsters ball. Q. You're having what for dinner? A. Your online hosocope suggests you try not to flaunt your excitement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. You're having what for dinner? A. Your online hosocope suggests you try not to flaunt your excitement. Q: Exactly why am I being forced to dress up like Wednesday Addams? A: Mmm... Forbidden donuts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Mmm... Forbidden donuts... Q: Why was Homer kicked out of Eden? A: Mmm... doughnuts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why was Homer kicked out of Eden? A: Mmm... doughnuts.... Q: How can you tell if the Pilbury Dough Boy has become a man? A: An hour of Flower Power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can you tell if the Pilbury Dough Boy has become a man? A: An hour of Flower Power. Q. $1,500 gets you what from Poison Ivy ? A. We know that the Americans won't be drawn in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. $1,500 gets you what from Poison Ivy ? A. We know that the Americans won't be drawn in. Q: Herr Fuerer, If we attack Poland, won't we start a continent wide war? A: I'm about half depressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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