DocMan Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nudes on Ice! Q: Can you describe your honeymoon in three words? A: It's so cold I'm worrying about bits falling off! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's so cold I'm worrying about bits falling off! Q: Johnny Carson's audience: How cold is it? A: The high road to China. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The high road to China.Q. Where are you going with that enormous bag of opium? Q. 'Never-Done' Jack and 'Two-Thumbs' Don and his sidekick, 'Don't-Say' Dick. Kirby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. 'Never-Done' Jack and 'Two-Thumbs' Don and his sidekick' date=' 'Don't-Say' Dick.[/quote'] Q: Just who are the guys in this Pessimistic Plague villain team? A: I think I just answered that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think I just answered that.Q. How can you just throw all my stuff out on the street like that!?! Don't you love me anymore? A. Well, we've raised our child to think for himself and question authority. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Well' date=' we've raised our child to think for himself and question authority.[/quote'] Q: I don't understand, we let our offspring watch 4 hours of tv daily; why is he rebelling against us? A: The answer my friend is blowing in the wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I don't understand, we let our offspring watch 4 hours of tv daily; why is he rebelling against us? A: The answer my friend is blowing in the wind. Q: Aren't you afraid something will get frostbit with you running around naked in the snow? A: 20 packs of prunes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Aren't you afraid something will get frostbit with you running around naked in the snow? A: 20 packs of prunes. Q: So what did you donate to the senior citizens home? A: Round and round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what did you donate to the senior citizens home? A: Round and round. Q: How do the wheels of the bus go? A: I'll buy that for a million dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do the wheels of the bus go? A: I'll buy that for a million dollars. Q. Oh look ! E-bay are selling Warren Beatty's success rate with women. What do you think ? A. Spring Chicken to shitehawk in one easy lesson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Spring Chicken to shitehawk in one easy lesson Q: What does a "ringer" do at a poultry farm? A: In appreciation of you servicing your Nation. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: In appreciation of you servicing your Nation. Q: What was the reason JFK gave Marilyn Monroe a medal? A: This isn't exactly what it looks like, but it is close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the reason JFK gave Marilyn Monroe a medal? A: This isn't exactly what it looks like, but it is close. Q: What are you doing in bed with my wife!? A: peeled and eaten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: peeled and eaten Q: What did Hannibal Lectur do in bed with your wife? A: Shaken, not stirred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Shaken' date=' not stirred.[/quote'] Q: How did you feel after seeing Mightybec's home movies? A: My Eyes! My Eyes!! Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: My Eyes! My Eyes!! Q: What did she scream while being in a Mightybec movie? A: Oh, the humanity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did she scream while being in a Mightybec movie? A: Oh, the humanity! Q) Taste this and tell me, what is missing? A) Caveman Islands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Caveman Islands Q: Ugh. Where you take wife for honeymoon? A: Wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ugh. Where you take wife for honeymoon? A: Wrong! Q) ...and this is why I have come to the conclusion that YOU are Captain Contrary!! What do you have to say for yourself? A) Poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) ...and this is why I have come to the conclusion that YOU are Captain Contrary!! What do you have to say for yourself? A) Poop. Q) Man you look beat, as one Chad to another tell me, what do you really feel like? A) And thats why you dont feed the lizard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Heat Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) And thats why you dont feed the lizard! Q: Man! That was close! All I was doing, see, was standing in this field petting this sheep, when suddenly Mightybec was there and I almost lost my hand! A: INCOMING!! ... candygram! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: INCOMING!! ... candygram! Q: Who's there at the door? A: Dweebs are sexy, pass it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Dweebs are sexy' date=' pass it on.[/quote'] Q: What did you say to that supermodel that made her laugh so hard we had to call the emergecy squad? A: Well, that leaves you out. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well' date=' that leaves you out.[/quote'] Q: What did that supermodel say when you mentioned 'size matters'? A: Now cut that out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanguard00 Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Now cut that out! Q: Areyouannoyedyet?Areyouannoyedyet?Areyouannoyedyet?Areyouannoyedyet?Areyouannoyedyet?Areyouannoyedyet?Areyouannoyedyet?Areyouannoyedyet?Areyouannoyedyet?Areyouannoyedyet?Areyouannoyedyet? A: They wouldn't even do that on 'Fear Factor'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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