Michael Hopcroft Posted March 31, 2012 Report Share Posted March 31, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I doubt very much that the word was "bird". Q: What do you call that thing with the pointed ears and tail that hangs around the house meowing all day? A: That was interesting. Very interesting. Now put the Washington Monument back where you found it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: That was interesting. Very interesting. Now put the Washington Monument back where you found it. Q: See!? I told you I could lift it! Whose the idiot now? A: For the salt, mostly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: For the salt' date=' mostly.[/quote'] Q: Why on Earth were you compelled to eat ten family-size bags of potato chips? A: Nobody can eat just one thousand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nobody can eat just one thousand. Q - I dare you to eat exactly one thousand sucrose molecules. A - Not in the tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Not in the tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki-tiki room. Q; Where do you want this toko? A: The clock on the wall says three o'clock. Last call for alcohol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The clock on the wall says three o'clock. Last call for alcohol! Q: What did the bartender say before you ordered your final round of one bourbon, one scotch and one beer? A: On the streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: On the streets. Q: Where's the worst place to put a litter box? A: If you can solve quantum mechanics problems in your head, pool is easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you can solve quantum mechanics problems in your head' date=' pool is easy.[/quote'] Q: I understand EΨ = HΨ, but what is a full right English follow shot, and why did the man in the cheap suit want to bet me $20 I couldn't do it? A: In these parts, "snooker" is a verb, meaning what the man in the cheap suit just did to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothere Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions Q:since when is pool so funny? A:As you can tell by my left hand I left it in my other pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A:As you can tell by my left hand I left it in my other pants. Q - Where is your wedding ring, sweetheart? A - Like Custer at Little Bighorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - Like Custer at Little Bighorn. Q: How would you describe your experience as interim coach of the New Orleans Saints? A: I'd hire him permanently, but then I'd have to pay him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'd hire him permanently' date=' but then I'd have to pay him.[/quote'] Q - How did Kim Kardashian describe her plans for her next romance? A - I watch and marvel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - I watch and marvel. Q: Uh-oh, someone just exposed their political beliefs in a humor thread. What shall we do during the inevitable 60-post sound and fury that follows? A: At least he wasn't preaching about typefaces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: At least he wasn't preaching about typefaces. Q - Did he really just flame you about using the differential form of the rate expression instead of the integrated rate law? A - You push the blade 'till you see us bleed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - You push the blade 'till you see us bleed. Q: What does your skin say to you in the morning when you shave? A; At least it was dull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A; At least it was dull. Q: How did you feel about your boss making you watch the new office paint dry? A: The pointy hair is a dead giveaway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The pointy hair is a dead giveaway. Q: You were never introduced, so how did you know he was my boss? A: Not while I'm eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not while I'm eating. Q: Do you want a sample of this stomach acid? A: The cat is out of the bag - it is a saber-toothed tiger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: The cat is out of the bag - it is a saber-toothed tiger. Q: Dare I ask what you brought back with your time machine this time? A: Close encounters with million-year-old chromatic dragons rarely end well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Close encounters with million-year-old chromatic dragons rarely end well. Q - How is it possible that you look both charred and frostbitten? A - I'm looking at a number that grows smaller every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - I'm looking at a number that grows smaller every day. Q: Why do you cry when you read your investment portfolio? A: Not that kind of shrinkage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted April 8, 2012 Report Share Posted April 8, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not that kind of shrinkage! Q: NO - NO - NO Batman said. complaining about the dry cleaning on his suit. "I don't need Viagra." A: Romeio - JUliet - Duckie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Romeio - Juliet - Duckie Q - What did the Montagues find in their bathtub that caused so much scandal? A - 'Cause it's the only available sin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A - 'Cause it's the only available sin. Q: The only thing on the menu here is sloth burger? A: Cannibalistic bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Re: Answers & Questions A: Cannibalistic bacon. Q: When did his brothers start to have doubts about the third Little Pig? A: You shouldn't build your houses out of straw and sticks. Think of what it would do to the property values! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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