Foxbat's next big hit after Inna-Gadda-da-Foxbat

[proditor]

So apparently I once had far more time on my hands, cuz I found this while I was cleaning my Hard Drive...

 

Don't fear the Foxbat (Now with more COWBELL!!! Sung to BOC's "Don't fear the Reaper")

 

All his plans are done

Here but now they're gone

PRIMUS don't fear the Foxbat

Nor do the Champions or anyone else (we can be like they are)

Come on baby (don't fear the Foxbat)

Baby take his hand (don't fear the Foxbat)

We'll be able to fly (don't fear the Foxbat)

Baby he's your man

La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

 

All his men are done

Here but now they're gone

Where the heck did Leroy go?

Last time we same him was way back in 4e (Where the heck did Leroy go?)

He was the Amazing Exoskeleton Man (Just where the heck did Leroy go?)

He was the Amazing Exoskeleton Man (Or Harmonious Fist?)

We need Amazing Exoskeleton Man (we can be like they are)

Come on baby (don't fear the Foxbat)

Baby take his hand (don't fear the Foxbat)

We'll be able to fly (don't fear the Foxbat)

Baby he's your man

La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

 

All he needs is one

Here but now they're gone

Came the last night of planning

And she was sad that he hadn't come

Then the door was open and the wind appeared

The candles blew and then disappeared

The curtains flew and then he appeared (saying don't be afraid)

Come on baby (and she had no fear)

And she ran to him (then they started to fly)

They looked backward and said goodbye (she had become like they are)

She had taken his hand (she had become like they are)

Come on baby (don't fear the Foxbat)

 

Don't ask what happened when I combined Scorpia with Prince's "Darling Nikki."

[bubba smith]

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nice

[BoloOfEarth]

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Repped. I've been thinking of doing a Foxbat musical adventure, and this would work nicely. My players, I'm sure, will curse your name.

[proditor]

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I live to serve.

[teh bunneh]

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I've got a fever, and the only cure is more Foxbat!

[aylwin13]

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As someone who likes the Purple Rain album, I'd like to hear about the "Darling Nikki"/Scorpia thing.

[HawksmoorSD]

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Sung to Queen's "We are the Champions"

 

 

I've been hit -

Time after time -

I've done my sentence

For committin’ some crime -

And bad mistakes

I've made a few

I've had my share of fists thrown in my face -

But I've come through

(And I mean to go on and on and on and on)

 

They aren’t the Champions - my friends

And I'll keep on fighting - till the end -

They aren’t the Champions -

They aren’t the Champions

No time for losers

'Cause I am the champion - of the world -

 

I've taken some blows

And had my cape pulled -

But it’s brought me fame and fortune and Defender’s envy,

I thank myself -

 

But it's been no bed of roses

No pleasure cruise -

I consider it a challenge before all the human race -

And I ain't gonna lose -

(And I mean to go on and on and on and on)

 

They aren’t the Champions - my friends

And I'll keep on fighting - till the end -

They aren’t the Champions -

They aren’t the Champions

No time for losers

'Cause I am the Champion of the World!!

 

 

Yes you can hate me.

[proditor]

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Okay, you all asked for it.

 

Now, you can own the limited edition, special 3 DVD set with behind the scenes footage of the main man, the king of criminal cah-ra-zee, the lord of the nose harp, the maestro of mayhem....FOXBAT! See him as he covers a roadie in cheese! Watch him clean and clip his toenails! See him play with his action figures!

 

And then marvel at his Foxbat covers of such amazing classics as....

 

Darling Nikki!

 

Deadly Scorpia (Sung to Prince's "Darling Nikki")

 

I knew a girl named Scorpia

You could say she's a combat machine

I met her in a hotel lobby

Taking out a whole UNTIL team

She said how’d you like to roll the dice

And I could not resist when I saw little Scorpia slice

 

She took me to her hideout

And I just couldn’t believe my eyes

She had so many devices

Everything that money could buy

PRIMUS busted in and yelled "Freeze" thrice,

The lights went out

And Scorpia started to slice.

 

Scorpia

 

The hideout started spinning

Or maybe it was my brain

I can’t tell you what she did to me

But my body will never be the same

She'll cut you more than twice

Oh, she’ll show you no mercy

But she’ll sho’nuff sho’nuff show you how to slice

 

Deadly Scorpia

 

Woke up the next morning

Scorpia wasn’t there

I looked all over and all I found

Was a blood trail on the stairs

It said thank you for rolling the dice

Call me up whenever you want to slice

Oh, Scorpia, ohhhh

 

Come back Scorpia, come back

Your dirty little friend

Wanna Slice Slice Slice Slice Slice Slice Slice Slice

 

And of course, who can forget; AUSSIE NINJA!!!

 

Aussie Ninja (Sung to Bon Jovi's "Blaze of Glory")

 

 

I take out supervillains

And I still get no respect

I get treated like the in-laws

not a hero like you'd expect

 

I don’t know why this happens

it's really not that fair

it might be my clothes

or maybe it's my lingo

But it sucks a hairy pair.

 

I came here to America

Land of freedom and doing right

And the very first thing that happens,

is that I beat Green Dragon in a fight.

 

Well they tell me that I’m wanted

Yeah I’m a useful guy

I’m a jumping martial artist

I hit among the hardest

Mister kick them in the eye.

 

I've got it bad, as an Aussie Ninja

I've got no shirt and I'm really cute

I've got it bad, as an Aussie Ninja

I've got no real armor

But I dodge like mad

I’m like Ninja-lite

And I can barely fight.

 

You ask about the covers

And I have only dread

I've been on about a million

But somone's usually stomping on my head

 

You ask me if I'm useful

And how the hell am I still alive?

Well, all I can say

Is someone at Hero

Really wanted me to thrive.

 

I've got it bad, as an Aussie Ninja

I've got no shirt and I'm really cute

I've got it bad, as an Aussie Ninja

I've got no real armor

But I dodge like mad

I’m like Ninja-lite

And I can barely fight.

 

Each night I go to bed

And I pray that I won't die

I'm not asking for a hand-out

Just no Bullets in my thigh

 

Steve, I got to ask a favor

And I’ll hope you’ll understand

I really need some combat luck

SO I can finally be a man

 

Staring down Destroyer...

Let me make my final stand

 

Yeah it sucks, being an Aussie Ninja

I've got no shirt and I'm really cute

It just sucks, being an Aussie Ninja

I've got no real armor

But I dodge like mad

I’m like Ninja-lite

And I can barely fight.

I can barely fight.

 

And here I wondered why it took me so long to get engaged....

[bubba smith]

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clap for the foxbat[clap for the wolfman]

foxbats christmas

[mattingly]

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We will, we will, Fox You!

[brionl]

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Go ahead, do Bohemian Rhapsody. I dares ya!

 

So what is Foxbat's band name in Rock Band?