tkdguy Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 This is for toothache This is for hemorrhoids Try not to mix them up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 "They are called hemorrhoids rather than asteroids for the same reason 'astringent' is something that makes your mouth pucker." tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 8, 2014 Report Share Posted October 8, 2014 Spelling counts! If you're writing a report about a water filtration system, make sure the report doesn't turn out to be about a water flirtation system. How do you flirt with water, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted October 9, 2014 Report Share Posted October 9, 2014 The Little Engine Whose Boiler Exploded Goldilocks and the Three Bears Who Exhibited Predatory Behaviour Charlie and the Heavy Machinery Factory Good Night Moon Millennial Edition Horton Hears Voices Telling Him to do Kill Teddy the Tank Engine and the Massive Derailment Rescue Rangers Beyond the Line Context. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Despite what you think, I am capable of entertaining children with age-appropriate stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Contrary to popular belief, it is actually possible to roleplay a cleric or paladin without portraying him/her as a self-righteous prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Contrary to popular belief, it is actually possible to roleplay a cleric or paladin without portraying him/her as a self-righteous prick. Well, there is the Islamic Jihad terrorist model, which I have also seen at RPG tables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Contrary to popular belief, it is actually possible to roleplay a cleric or paladin without portraying him/her as a self-righteous prick. Jesus forgives you for thinking that. That's why you're being turned over to the secular arm for summary execution. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 I was rereading a supplement for the Middle Earth Role Playing game when I suddenly realized that "Misty Mountains" would make a great name for a porn star. Burrito Boy, Cancer and L. Marcus 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 11, 2014 Report Share Posted October 11, 2014 Raccoons, trees, a high wind, and spaceships. And a nice Irish coffee. Now all I need is another magic story page and a good night's sleep. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 We will miss you when you're gone, George. We will indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 We have finger sandwiches; why not toe biscuits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 WTF good is a Starbucks if they can't make change for a $100 at 6:45 AM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 I got my fashion sense from John Steed. Cancer and Cygnia 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 When your spiel sounds like outtakes from "Mission Statement" and tells me nothing, chances are I'm not going to the interview. Doubly so when there are negative reviews of your business from last week. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 A string of pearls amidst an orange sky Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 You got nice rhetoric, but at root, I think all you're out to do is swap power elites. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 OK, which one of you kids left the light sensor alarm under the sweaters in my closet? tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 What kind of fool am I? Don't answer that question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 20, 2014 Report Share Posted October 20, 2014 It's the gamer in me. When I can't play, I'll create. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Trendy isn't my style; old-fashioned is. Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 That's not wine; it's grape juice mixed with vinegar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Writing a URL like http://xkcd.com/703/ on a student paper while grading exams is probably overly snarky and obscure. L. Marcus, Rails, BlueCloud2k2 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Every time I take my diabetic vitamins, I can't help thinking it would be healthier if I took vitamins that don't have diabetes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 Two goals in the last ten minutes by the Guatemalan. Silverware. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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