Pariah Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 If you accept the Vegan argument that humans are just like food animals, then there's really no impediment, other than convenience, to eating Vegans. Burrito Boy, BlueCloud2k2 and Lucius 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Forget the red pill. I need the dark green happy pill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Chocolate macaroon, broken into small pieces, with vanilla ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Navy blazers with combat boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Filthy bastard deserves a Ghost-Pepper Enema! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 Did Hello Kitty (who is not a cat, btw) inspire an entire generation of furries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Kick major byoo-tocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 My world is that of the Zeppelin and the tall ship; The Victorian mansion and the opera house. Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Even the broom might not do it. EDIT: Yup, it didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 28, 2014 Report Share Posted September 28, 2014 Yep, that was an anti-boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Last time I looked in this thread was June. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Hmm, not sure I can explain the Einstein field equations to a freshman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Wife's birthday today. Let's see if I can survive. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I'm glad it's Wednesday. I hate Tuesday the way Garfield hates Monday. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Hail Hydra. By solid angle coverage on the sky, it's the largest of the 88 modern constellations. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 To all those who are still unclear on the subject: The banana is NOT the universal symbol of love. It's the universal symbol of man's inhumanity to man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 To all those who are still unclear on the subject: The banana is NOT the universal symbol of love. It's the universal symbol of man's inhumanity to man. Because to get what you want from the banana, you must violently and irreversibly shred its integument, which is then discarded without a second thought, and it becomes an icon of one-shot clumsy, stupid pratfalls. However, in my younger, more frustrated and rather more angry days, this made it a perfect representation of the romance games women seemed to demand. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 To all those who are still unclear on the subject: The banana is NOT the universal symbol of love. It's the universal symbol of man's inhumanity to man. No no no no. It the universal symbol of scaling for photos. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/banana-for-scale tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 ... So some lady superhero dropped in and interrogated me about one of my college roommates, who seems to have gone supervillain somewhere back east. I had to admit I hadn't seen him since 1999, when he was still teaching in New Mexico. Not sure she believed me, but at least I didn't get beat up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 Really disturbing dream last night about a woman who was going to be killed (as a sacrifice to the gods) by her own brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 Space Herpes! Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 Behold the Power of Dimensional Analysis! Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 The third stage of syphilis is just tragic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 7, 2014 Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 …an earthquake has wiped out the nation of Etchisketchastan. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2014 Because why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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