tkdguy Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Inanimate objects need love too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Angst bomb incoming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 "I just said 'thank you' to a chicken!" "Even chickens appreciate courtesy." Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 21, 2014 Report Share Posted November 21, 2014 Spice Weenies! Spice Weenies! tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 Those letters stand for Killed In Action. Fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 Was that a victory dance, or was he just passing a burning bowel movement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 Hey! I was dancing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted November 24, 2014 Report Share Posted November 24, 2014 "It's too bad Tom Bombadil wasn't in the LOTR films. I like that character." "So do I, but I prefer Goldberry." Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Never refer to Thanksgiving as "Turkey Day" in front of my mother. I learned the hard way. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 What I really want to post here is the 4-by-4 matrix giving the transformation involving shift to a new coordinate origin followed by rotation in all three axes. The board software can't handle that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Seymour Cray or Robert Cray? Hmm. Hmmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 Wife just left the house, so cat insists on being in my lap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 I realized that I genuinely would prefer NOT to see the sideline reporter's molars when she talks. I can deal with a flash of bicuspid on rare occasions, but past that is overly revealing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted November 29, 2014 Report Share Posted November 29, 2014 "They killed Fritz! They killed Fritz!" Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 30, 2014 Report Share Posted November 30, 2014 How did the salsa not get eaten before Thanksgiving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Andrew WK has only written one song but he writes it over and over again. And damn if it isn't fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 2, 2014 Report Share Posted December 2, 2014 Did Yule Gibbons live in the tree before they cut it down to make the Yule Log? tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 Gloop, I befurdle thee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 Darth Dostoyevskii, spare our pratincole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 I really tried. I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 Getting Spotify on my phone might turn out to be a mistake ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 What are all those planes flying in from the north? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted December 7, 2014 Report Share Posted December 7, 2014 At least your name isn't Spitsnoggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 8, 2014 Report Share Posted December 8, 2014 Pssst. Hastur. Pass it on. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 9, 2014 Report Share Posted December 9, 2014 The stupid cat brought in a golden-crowned kinglet it had killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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