Cygnia Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Sabra in my cocoa. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 The other night I dreamed that my cousin and I were guests on Conan O'Brien's show. After chatting for a bit, it was time for our musical number. So my cousin and I stood up and started singing. Conan was accompanying on the guitar. I told my sister about it. She thinks it's an awesome dream. BlueCloud2k2 and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 And THEN we launch the volcano! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Soooo.... top score on THAT question was 13 out of 20. Most common score was 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 So in what part of the expense report does money spent on recreational marijuana go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Do you want ants? Because this is how we get ants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 I verbalize the expression "You f***ing moron" a lot when I grade exams. BlueCloud2k2, Logan D. Hurricanes and L. Marcus 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 13, 2014 Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 I had thought the "Stand your Ground" laws were predominately to excuse non-black people from shooting black people. I find out today how seriously wrong I was. It's also used to defend the white daughters of successful football coaches when they beat up other white girls. http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/12020009/court-reinstates-suit-alabama-crimson-tide-coach-nick-saban-daughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 13, 2014 Report Share Posted December 13, 2014 Scientifically speaking, it is because you are a spazzy, beetle-headed doofus with the intellect of a mule hoof that I have not yet succeeded in taking over the world. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 Now that I'm an adult, I actually now appreciate socks for Christmas, naps, and liver. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 16, 2014 Report Share Posted December 16, 2014 Pine siskins are greedy, piggy little its. Oh! Townsend's warbler! Nice to renew the acquaintance, sir! L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 Hmmm. Brucellosis Lee. Hmmmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 The tedium of shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Wangst bombs to the left of me, railroading to the right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 *sigh* I can hear the casual Tolkien fan complaining that the Hobbit/LOTR "novelizations" didn't do the films justice, and the writer forgot to credit Jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Jello mold, bundt pan. Both are sort of toroidal, and we haven't used either one in at least five years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Twelve pounds of phlegm in three-pound sinuses. On the up side, I have the Barry White voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 My fridge smells GOOD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Hee hee. "Antisocial media." tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 It's off to battle we go With a hey and a ho, And a hey-nonny-no! L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 ... We made it out the final door. Clean, cold, crisp air. The innocent white noise of heavy traffic. We had escaped the mall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Can I make 20,000 posts by the new year? Cancer, L. Marcus and Cygnia 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Yorkshire pudding -- SUCCESS!!! tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Yorkshire pudding -- SUCCESS!!! (Off Topic). How did you manage to get enough Yorkshire Terriers to make it properly? Burrito Boy and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Reading Middle Earth threads on D&D forums, Laughing at all the nerd rage that ensues. Cancer and L. Marcus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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