Cancer Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 Asleep! Everyone is asleep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 Why do people try to pay for stuff that costs less than $10 with $100 bills and make $1000 payments with $20 bills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 Some guy is singing "Amazing Grace" in the stairwell, with the reverberating echoey acoustics to be expected with bare concrete walls extending five floors up and down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Carbonation! I must have carbonation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 So much for leaving early ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 Damn this throbbing sinus! It's going down, yo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 I was sad because I had no gloves. Then I met a man who had no arms. He tried to sell me a motorcycle. True story. Logan D. Hurricanes, Narf the Mouse, Pariah and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Seven minutes to three AM, and I probably won't get to bed for another 11 hours at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 WOOOT!!!!! Thirteen Orphans!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 I tried to step on the clutch this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Success! You throw food in their car and set them on fire. Woo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 I need to know if you're willing to sell emotionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 29, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 And what is it exactly about "Swine Practitioner Magazine" that amuses you? Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 I'm not saying it's unreasonably hot in my house, but two Hobbits just ran into my kitchen and threw a ring into my oven. tkdguy and Burrito Boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Last time someone tried something like that, we all spent a year in court. Cancer and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 Nothing to do but wait for the antihistamine to kick in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 All you need to learn for foreign languages: - Counting to ten. - Asking where the bathroom is. - Saying please and thank you. - All the swear words. Finished! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 I must show you the steel behind the velvet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 Sour stomach + holiday weekend = Not Fun Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 I had ever heard of candling an ear before, and I am still not really convinced it isn't a hoax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 To the despicable piece of human garbage who woke up my son this morning by revving your engine at ridiculously unnecessary RPMs, listen very carefully: If I find out who you are, I'm going to pull you out of bed at five o'clock in the morning, chain you to a rock in the middle of the desert, and play you the entirety of Wagner's Ring Cycle, followed by all nine Mahler symphonies plus Das Lied von der Erde, all at volume levels in excess of 130 decibels. And then, at the very moment that you start to lose consciousness due to sheer exhaustion, I'm going to hit the Replay button and do it all over again. Show a little respect and consideration for your neighbors, you worthless excuse for a higher primate. Old Man, Cygnia and tkdguy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 5, 2015 Report Share Posted July 5, 2015 This was the first time I went to an opera with a Bugs Bunny cartoon during the intermission. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Another Fourth, another emergency room visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Cannibalism is illegal in Idaho. Only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 6, 2015 Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 They don't enforce that. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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