Cancer Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Was that a mountaintop cathedral or a pre-WWI observatory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 29, 2019 Report Share Posted December 29, 2019 Where's Waldo County? Besides in Maine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 So how many of you can whistle the old Andy Griffith Show theme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 3, 2020 Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 A New Year's Questionnaire Q: What are your expectations for world affairs in 2020? A: Same old crap. Q: What are your expectations for yourself in 2020? A: See previous answer. Q: How did you become so cynical? A: Practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 Just in passing, the carpool lane has lain with the carpal tunnel, and the result is a park where Carpathians carouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted January 4, 2020 Report Share Posted January 4, 2020 So, rather than call off the game when folks are sick, the annoying one shows up anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 This isn't the first time I've heard a disembodied voice laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 5, 2020 Report Share Posted January 5, 2020 s p d f versus S P Q R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 Dirty dancing really wasn't intended to be about athletic moves ending with a slip so both partners do facers in the mud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 7, 2020 Report Share Posted January 7, 2020 That's not a demon; it's just Mazinger Z. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8, 2020 Report Share Posted January 8, 2020 Huh. They put up Prada Marfa about a dozen years after the last time I was in that town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 The unutterably dull ramblings of the palm weevil borer can kill the unfortunate weevils with their repertoire of incompletely composted Henny Youngman one-liners and tasteless knock-knock jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 One hazard with becoming too cynical is that it takes only a little additional mistrustfulness to turn you into the croutons that makes the delectable crunchy bits in the Caesar salad of the spirit that the lesser Evil Ones claim is the best first course when dining on the souls of the damned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 9, 2020 Report Share Posted January 9, 2020 Perhaps we are the Vogons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 That's not vomit; it's broken glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 10, 2020 Report Share Posted January 10, 2020 Not far from here is a "Pull and be damned Point", and you get to it via "Pull and be damned Road". Wonder if they're talking about fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 All I need is cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 How did my alarm clock become 20 minutes ahead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 11, 2020 Report Share Posted January 11, 2020 Blueshift? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 Namu Myoho Renge Kyo?!, my foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 12, 2020 Report Share Posted January 12, 2020 Trust the Gorton's Fisherman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 Imbiß Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 Young's modulus Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 off-diagonal elements Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 It's all the same to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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