L. Marcus Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 So-so screwed? tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 On 1/31/2020 at 9:16 PM, tkdguy said: Define cannonade It's like lemonade but with more gunpowder. Gimme a double, please. Cancer and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 6, 2020 Report Share Posted February 6, 2020 The forbidden incantation: Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fthagn!! tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 12, 2020 Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 Meanwhile, I wondered if I could disintegrate my entire class and get away with not grading all these stupid papers. Then I realized I would have to disintegrate a lot of other people to cover my tracks, and I don't have that many charges left in my disintegrator carbine without zipping back to Achernar for extra magazines. And being able to do that would render the entire issue moot. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 37 pages of reading, but no pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 ... Compare the response and the thread title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 Goblins dancing to ABBA. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 13, 2020 Report Share Posted February 13, 2020 To Triton in 2038! tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 A 16-ounce bottle of hard cider, Bob Ross on TV, and a preexisting condition of long-term fatigue barely suppressed with caffeine. Time to go to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 14, 2020 Report Share Posted February 14, 2020 The Dark Side beckons, and one of us must be sacrificed to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 Executives don't deserve golden parachutes. They deserve necktie parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 18, 2020 Report Share Posted February 18, 2020 Slowly but surely, the new dryer acknowledges my existence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 20, 2020 Report Share Posted February 20, 2020 qaè !'jg fmh jkyvuovy pawaaa plogzo xthrugprodjer Körösszegapáti Trashigang Lie algebroids (as opposed to Truth algebroids) monooxygenases ... he's an emollient agent, not a secret agent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 20, 2020 Report Share Posted February 20, 2020 Mike Oldfield's first album ... Tubular Hells! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 20, 2020 Report Share Posted February 20, 2020 Kids Learning Tube. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 23, 2020 Report Share Posted February 23, 2020 I majored in Antisocial Studies. Pariah and Cancer 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 24, 2020 Report Share Posted February 24, 2020 Grognard Day: If an old-school D&D player sees his shadow, it means his group will spend six more weeks playing 5E. Cancer and Cygnia 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 Technology is my frenemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 "I have marked you as 'tardy'." "Does that mean I am now a tardigrade?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 15 hours ago, Cancer said: "I have marked you as 'tardy'." "Does that mean I am now a tardigrade?" "...if only you were that smart." Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 The husband will not let me put the Cone of Shame on him after his surgery. L. Marcus and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 I don't want to know what he's trying to lick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 Macaroni and bees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 28, 2020 Report Share Posted February 28, 2020 Lack of transparency plus differential cuts smells like an autocracy in need of extinction with extreme prejudice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 29, 2020 Report Share Posted February 29, 2020 This seems to be the right place for this. I don't think much of Faith Hill, but I can give credit here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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