BlueCloud2k2 Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I hope Chicken Tandoori can be baked instead of grilled... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Why are all hotel beds so ridiculously soft ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings This girl on the cover of the catalog, she seems so happy. I wonder. Was she really happy when they took that picture? Is her life carefree and stable? Or is she just acting? I'd like to think that there are happy people in the world, somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I feel like I've missed the point yet again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings that is it. I'm done. Finished. Tamam Shud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Ooooookay... I have a profile on OkCupid, had one for years. I used to enjoy the little quizzes and tests. I'm not expecting to find love on there, but I admit that I do enjoy browsing the "matches" just to see them. Well, I got this email from OkCupid today, and I can only laugh. We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know. How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you in QuickMatch and Quiver. . . . Your new elite status comes with one important privilege: You will now see more attractive people in your match results. This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results. . . . Suddenly, the world is your oyster. Login now and reap the rewards. And, no, we didn't just send this email to everyone on OkCupid. Go ask an ugly friend and see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings My potato chips have no preservatives. They must be kept in a sealed plastic bag in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I find it ironic that the Fire Station is next to the Water Department... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I'd like to put my clothes away, but one of my cats is curled up sleeping on them in the basket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings There just aren't enough hours in the day to piss-away... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings We use blower ovens in the lab to test glues. An electrician shorted one out today. After working on it, he switched it back on. Him: Blowers not working. But at least the lights are working. Team Leader: Uh, the oven doesn't have lights inside. HIm: I'd better lock that out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings McDonald's doesn't use ice in their caramel frappes. They use crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Today is Swedish Flag Day, our national holiday. We celebrate that some 487 years ago some bearded bloke became king of an independent Sweden, and that 203 years ago we got a proper constitution. I'm gonna celebrate by, first, kicking back and relaxing, and second, going to work. Swedish Flag Day is not a very big deal around here. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 7, 2010 Report Share Posted June 7, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings att Log-Man and other book lovers & librbarians...or those who just like looking through book catalogues: The Book Depository offer Free Worldwide Shipping on books. (list of countries here) I think from now on I'm gonna use Book Depository instead of Amazon, just because of this. For me to get things shipped by Amazon it is about 30-50% of the overall total (about $30 USD), so I can save this...and get more books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The retiree next door is obsessed with his lawn. Obsessed. This is the fourth time in three days that he has mowed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I actually saw someone driving a Lamborghini on the street yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Listening to a kitty snore is terribly cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings See, that's what I don't like about hockey. When the players on the ice can't even tell when a goal has been scored, and that the season is over, you know it's just too hard to keep track of the puck. Plus the goal seemed awfully random to begin with. Poor Philly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 10, 2010 Report Share Posted June 10, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings So... One course I'm teaching in the fall is abbreviated "Mathematical meth in physics". As if physicists would want any other kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings New Hampshire is nice. But why are there so many snowplows around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 11, 2010 Report Share Posted June 11, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Every time I see the "PETA Ladies Shower in Downtown Seattle" thread, my mind always reads it as "PETA Ladies' Golden Shower in Downtown Seattle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings TWO antique Rolls-Royce automobiles near my workplace in the same week? I wish I'd brought my camera! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I hate being right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings "Ladies and gentlemen, we've had some complaints that the temperature in the cabin is too cold. Blanket and pillow sets are available for purchase for ten dollars. Please have your credit card ready as this is a no cash flight. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted June 15, 2010 Report Share Posted June 15, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings It seems to me that the more things change, the more messed up they get... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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