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Starlord

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  1. If all the toilets in your house are occupied and you are waiting for one to be free, switch off the wi-fi.
  2. I would definitely vote for I would definitely vote for the guy who creates the Genesis Device...then again, maybe not.
  3. Black licorice is just the worst candy. It's like the candy I would give a child so they would never eat candy anymore. "Here Billy, try this 'candy'. All candy tastes pretty much the same, y'know."
  4. Actually, I think it's from the incredibly unimpressive Pa Kent in Man of Steel.
  5. First rule of Deep State - don't talk about Deep State.
  6. 1. Aristotle once said, "One must never explain the joke, no matter how bad it may be." 2. It's the only bowling that matters.
  7. Good, I've heard ignorance is bliss.
  8. My high score in bowling is 220.
  9. Y'know that's the dumbwaiter, right?
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