A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer,
the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
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Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."