Starlord

Leather and chrome are superspreaders.

venal

#19 is my favorite

Yet again, I somehow get Patrick Mahomes. We are meant to be together.

A guy is sitting at the bar and the bartender comes up to him and says: "Hey, are you sleeping with that waitress over there?" "Umm, no." "Good, you fire her then."

There are several articles out there about flu cases in the southern hemisphere being way down due to Coronavirus precautions.

The quickest way to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Most cartoon dogs talk, so we could just ask them.

Looks like the league is being run by default, that's why the midnight list autodraft, I'd guess.

The legend lives on from the Apprentice on down of the big oompaloompa called Donnie The Donnie, it is said, always has some bed head and he's friends with a loon named Giulani With a MAGA flag load, 26,000 or more stowed, than that big, ole fat Trump boat weighed empty that good ship and true was a bone to be chewed when the polls of November vote truly PS - think Gordon Lightfoot....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Let them remain desperate...hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way according to some brilliant philosophers that I know.

Stop playing with your sex robots at the dinner table, it's rude.

Yes, but Drax also has gravitas. His reflexes are fast enough to catch it.

Could this mean the locust plague was actually Mothra?

It causes the body's mechanisms for regulating bradykinin to go haywire. Everyone knows the only thing that can control a bunch of bradykin is the calm and steadying influence of Mike and Carol Brady.

He laid the smack down on that virus's candy a$$.