Shadow Hawk

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Vultures. NT: Dirty Little Secrets of Marvel's Avengers...

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster He's on first.

Re: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury #1: Security Robot Zaps Burglar Hmmm... would this come under the "don't booby trap your home, you might hit a public safety officer" laws? We have a automated system capable of causing injury, can it tell the difference between a burglar and a firefighter? (Reviewing my recent characters, many of them wouldn't/couldn't serve on a jury... Steel Panther is underage, El Mago is not a U.S. citizen, The Eagle is functionally illiterate (and a black male in a time period when blacks often couldn't serve on juries), Shadow Hawk is a government operative...

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster 1. Boy meets Girl, Girl gets Boy into pickle, Boy gets pickle into Girl...

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Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster I'm with Team Buffy. Or Team Blade. Or Team Van Helsing. Death to sparkly vampires! (and Therapy for thier doormat girlfriends!)

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "Excuse me? If he truly had absolute power, what could you possibly corrupt him with? How do you bribe a man who litterally has access to everything? What engenders corruption is the perception of inadequate power." - Spider Robinson.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat TacNukes at 10 paces! NT: Other uses for TacNukes.

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Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. Student: You are wise. Me: It comes from age. Student: I'll be there, someday. Me: The way you drive? You should live so long.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More 4th edition goodness! Theren the Archer, Elven Ranger Goguin the Faithful, Dwarven Cleric Samm the Compensating, Human Fighter Darrek the Redundant, Dwarf Fighter Lucius the Pyro/Cyromaniac, Tiefling Elementalist Damacus the flighty, Tiefling Warlord Continued Underdark... Damacus the Warlord gives orders... Damacus: Lucius, use Elemental Bolt! Therin: Lucius uses Elemental Bolt! It's super effective! Lucius explains tactics... Lucius: Since he didn't give me a attack of opportunity, I will take this opportunity to attack. Therin is disappointed... Therin: Aw, I never get to kill anything. Lucius finds a magic item... Lucius: I now have the Book of Vile Darkness! Samm: Which means? Lucius: You can't argue semantics with me. Samm: What do you mean by 'semantics'? Lucius: Stop that! Goguin: Lucius! You got some 'splainin to do!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You forgot where you parked it.

Re: Jokes Don't go off half baked, or we'll all fry.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More 4th edition goodness! Theren the Archer, Elven Ranger Goguin the Faithful, Dwarven Cleric Samm the Compensating, Human Fighter Sepheris the Scary, Shadow Rogue Darrek the Redundant, Dwarf Fighter Lucius the Pyro/Cyromaniac, Tiefling Elementalist Damacus the flighty, Tiefling Warlord/Warlock Facing a dragon and a drow witch. Damacus: A dragon and it's whore. And a evil... cow? Sepheris: Apocolypse Cow. Goguin: Charlie doesn't surf and turf. A drow army... Lucius: I have a bad feeling about this. Samm: OK, Luke. Therin: Use the force! Drow Witch: As you can see, I have a army. Sepheris: We have a Samm. Therin: Samm... smash! The priest gives strange advice to the warlock... "You need to curse more." Samm is knocked down. Darrek: Get up! Sepheris: Stand up! Goguin: Stand up for your rights! Darrek: To party! Damacus is badly wounded Goguin: We stabilized you. Damacus: That explains the fins. Samm: I told you we should have gone for gyroscopic stabilization! Goguin: That'd put a nice spin to it. Magic item of the week: Bracers of teeth straightening.

Re: Jokes Donut despair!

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Why, bless your heart!

Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Mr. Roberts Neighborhood "Hello, boys and girls. I just threw the captain's palm tree overboard. Can you say 'overboard'? (pause) I knew you could." 21 Sesame Street Undercover muppets? Reading Rainbow Six Aladdin and the King of Queens

Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. "Do you know where the bathroom is?" "Yes." "Can you tell me where it is?" "Yes." "Then... where is it?' "Down the hall, first door on the right." "You do know I'm with the inspection team, right?" "Yes." (overheard)

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Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Arbor day is for sailors, so the ships can hall pull into the arbor.

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Veteran's Day, Memorial Day, and Columbus Day.

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster I gave up Catholicism for Lent 25 years ago.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... More 4th edition goodness! Theren the Archer, Elven Ranger Goguin the Faithful, Dwarven Cleric Samm the Compensating, Human Fighter Sepheris the Scary, Shadow Rogue Darrek the Redundant, Dwarf Fighter Lucius the Pyro/Cyromaniac, Tiefling Elementalist Damacus the flighty, Tiefling Warlord Due to bad timing, Samm's player is in the bathroom when a fight starts. Alek: Samm's been caught with his pants down. Evil warlord throws out evil curses Damacus: Don't curse me, bro. Samm arrives, and draws the enemies fire... Samm: I have just put a big target on my chest. Darrek: Chest, forehead, groin, back, knees... Therin has trouble hitting a target Lucius: Be the bow. Therin: That's really uncomfortable. Evil undead! Samm: Don't be such a Lich. After defeating the Lich... Goguin: We need to find its' phylactory, so it doesn't come back. Samm: I have a better idea, let's come back in a week and kill it again. Endless xp! Who invited the mind flayers? GM: A mind is a terrible thing to taste. And beholders! Sepheris: It's the legendary Eye of the Beholder! Therin's philosophy "Revenge is a dish best served with a arrow in it." Darrek deals with an enemy... Darrek: I just wacked off the minotaur. Samm: There are laws against that in this state. Sepheris: Minotaurs don't die. Darrek: That's bull. Goguin: Don't milk it. Samm: Darrek already did. Sephris: Now, kick him while he's down. Samm: No, I shall stab him. I carry a big honking sword, I am going to use it. The battle drags on, and we're running out of time GM: Sudden death overtime!

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