BlueCloud2k2
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Don't many men have a fetish for strong-willed women?
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Don't you mean furries?
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Q: I wonder how Tolkien would have reacted to modern politics and tax-law? A: That's what you get for waiting til the last minute to do your holiday shopping. Schmuck.
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You are seeing the world in TechnoColor and you are orbiting the ceiling fan.
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There was an episode of SG-1 where T'ealc was trapped in the Earth Gate's pattern Buffer since the sending gate was destroyed. So more like Star Trek transporter system that sends the data packets through the wormhole. IIRC, there was an episode of SG-1 where they found a puddle-jumper that had been modified into a time machine and it traveled through the gates to bring it back to Earth.
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What do you mean, went? Myself, I was born to the Dark Side. What else can you expect when your mother is a psychopath and your dad ran out on you? Hrm. I just realized that I'm like Luke Skywalker. One parent gone, the other gone insane, and dumped with the nearest living relatives of the one who went insane.
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You keep having random children attempt to sit in your lap and ask you for stuff. NT: Subtle signs that you're doing Christmas wrong this year.
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Q: Damnit! They've genius-proofed the shut-down mechanism for the End of the World machine! How can we shut it down? A: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over your shirt.
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Game of Thrones. Bleck.
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That just gives me a reason to be naughty Don't you mean a one-reindeer open sleigh? My 1200 horse-power Kawasaki Snow-mobile. With direct port nitrous injection. And retractable wings. With a rocket engine salvaged from a Vostok rocket.
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What? You think you're the Scarlett Witch, alluvasudden?
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Isn't it possible that he simply has never sat down to watch it and that I am in the same boat?
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Q: What is a blatant sign that your Shadow Run character is about to die a horrible, painful death? A: Don't make me hurt you.
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Dang! Sniped! Fed Ex. Santa gets free shipping since he provides the NSA with copies of his Naughty/Nice List
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Q: Was that Jack Harkness chasing a dozen ray-gun-wielding monkeys riding a hippo? A: I'm wounded that you would imply such a thing!
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What movie was that from?
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*snort*
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Q: That fruit-cake looks awfully familiar... isn't that the one your mother-in-law gave you last year? A: It's the gift that keeps on giving!
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Gillian Anderson in a hot-tub wearing nothing but a smile. NT: Subtle signs Rudolph the Red-Nosed-Reindeer no long finds your antics amusing.
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Gotta watch out for those Schlock Waves.
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Q: Why do have I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas on repeat on your I-Pod and drowning your sorrows with cheap booze? A: Infinite Mana-Loop and a fireball spell would be nice right about now.
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Isn't anyone using such techniques just a cheap rip-off?
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Dear Santa, This year for Christmas I would like Students who turn in their homework on time and actually think about what I am teaching them. Oh, and no more Students who try to use the Chem Lab equipment as a bong! Sincerely, Pariah.
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About the only sport I enjoy watching is Hockey. Mostly because I want to see some violence
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Must you hit so far below the belt?
