Q: I'll give you $100k to borrow your kids for the weekend. I'm testing the waters to see if I'm ready for parenthood.
A: Y'know, I would totally have gone for it, up until you mentioned Clowns would be involved. NOTHING is scarier than Clowns.
Q: What does every party-goer wish for on the morning after a drinking binge?
A: I didn't say I wasn't gonna eat it. I just said I'm gonna need hot-sauce. Lots and lots of hot-sauce.
I missed out on DS9, so I have no clue what you just said.
As for the blatant loopholes in logic concerning the Borg, I've found it best to just turn off my brain and enjoy.