BlueCloud2k2
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Q: What makes you think Nintendo has ties to the Mafia? A: Oh. My. God. It smells like sauerkraut in here!
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Even over-weight Nerd-boys who hate all things sports-related will be tuning for the Super Bowl.
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The Kardashian Siblings have a standing wager to see who can get on the cover of the tabloids the most in a week. Losers have to pay the winner's booze and drugs tab for that week.
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Q: What's a subtle sign you really are superman? A: Next time, a little less cayenne. And by a little less, I mean none.
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Would that be better or worse than popping a woody?
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Does it really matter?
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Wait, what?
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Oprah's hopes of being a size 1
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Q: When is the only time you should use a messenger bike? A: That must have been some taco...
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Wouldn't that imply they already had a thing to begin with?
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Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly! Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
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Q: Take that mask off! Halloween isn't for another 9 months! A: I'll tear through you faster than a chicken hawk in a coup full of crippled roosters. Stand aside.
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Marvel Cinematic Universe, Phase Three and BEYOOOOONND
BlueCloud2k2 replied to Bazza's topic in Non-Gaming Discussion
"Kent. This is God. Have you been touching yourself again?" -
You mean Behanchod?
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Isn't there a surgery for people without things to be given things?
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The latest video Al Qaida has uploaded to You Tube NT: Subtle Signs that the world is Going to Hell in a Handbasket
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Broken Web-Browser? Works fine on my end. Use Firefox. IE is crap, IMO. And E84 just made the sex-offender registration...
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Just as long as it isn't this one:
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Q: I wonder how the terrorists feel about Superman foiling their attempt on POTUS? A: Two words: Bring Gravy.
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That was a man-eating Cow?
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Q: What's the down-side to dumping your Mental-Illusion-Projecting girlfriend? A: Just don't light a match.
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Bella would've been turned right away and the f***ing vampires wouldn't f***ing sparkle.
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Is that where they grow pomegranate?
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Q: What makes you think you've gotten old, Mike? A: I dunno... knock out a couple of walls, put in a skylight, get some fresh carpet down and give everything a fresh coat of paint... and it will still need to be condemned.
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But why would you risk taking a drink?
