Christougher

Needs one for Nick Fury with the last one labelled "Ominous threat".

Time to bring out our gnome du guerre.

It's probably wrong of me to want to use the other Mystery Machine Lego set that I have for duplicating this.

Dude, after everything you've posted, you have NO right to this emoji.

Dude, after everything you've posted, you have NO right to this emoji.

The annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest honours purposely lousy opening sentences for non-existent novels. This entry from finalist Phillip Davies of Cardiff, Wales, gave us a very real laugh: “Finally, after 97 long days adrift, Captain Pertwee was rescued, mercifully ending his miserable diet of rainwater and strips of sun-dried Haddock—which was actually far ghastlier than it sounded, what with George Haddock being his former first mate.”

We can’t all live on a street with a pleasant name like Oak or Elm. Here are the least popular street names (that we hope don’t exist): Drinkand Dr., Vicious Circle, West 943,185th Street, Psycho Path, Peoples Ct., Nofriggin Way 

All the MCU movies in their VCR dust covers?

As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold. I nodded knowingly. "It's the early signs of typothermia."

The monster figure, or the emergency teleport? 
 

This one was solved previously.  The Stormtrooper misses, but the redshirt dies anyways.
 

Bloody, Gory, Tasty, Screamy, Grisly, Panicked, and Corpse?

If tomb is pronounced "toom" and womb is pronounced "woom", shouldn't bomb be pronounced "boom"?