Enforcer84

Re: Else Earth Pantheons of the ...Verse All gone! Computer crashed...dutifully saved my HD files and reloaded my OS...didn't work. Did a wipe and reloaded my OS didn't work. AND I forgot to back up my files again and lost the last 2 years of stuff. Thank goodness I posted most of them here.... *cries*

Re: Musings on Random Musings So Far So Good

Re: "Neat" Pictures Well it's not like they're the same settings...

Re: A Thread for Random Musings My computer hates me. Or rather it hates my video games, my OS, and/or my screen saver. It is a recent development. And I plan on wiping the damn thing and starting from factory settings and see where my problem was. Oh and swear a lot.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Better.

Re: Musings on Random Musings No, he said funny.

Re: List Your CO Heroes! Enforcer84 Amythest and I'm @enforcer84

Re: Jokes Are you sure your in the right thread Baz?

Re: End of beta thoughts. I was sad that "Enforcer" was still a name I couldn't use. But I went with Enforcer84 and will live with it

Re: Lifetime Subscription Ok I'm Enforcer84@Enforcer84...

Re: Jokes you know....that's it...dang. I should not post late at night

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Jailbreak - Thin Lizzy

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You know you're right it was a bad call. Take yer base!" NT: Best Side-Kick Evar!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Oozing the puss of justice!

Re: What does your hero, or hero team, stand for? Looks at character sheet, "Get your hands off of my woman Mother F$*#@&@#!" That can't be right.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... And from tonight's WoW game: Druid just learned Tree of Life form (think treant) "Now I don't want to find you walking the streets of Dalaran imploring the women to eat your veggies!"

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... New Pathfinder game The PC's Ishkaeden "Kade" Longlore - 1/2Elf fighter from a family of scribes and bookeepers. Nogero - Gnome Sorcerer (Celestial bloodline, works for the Church of the accidental God) Zandrin - Priest of the Accidental God Aldritek Arcanus - Sorcerer (draconic bloodline) PC's each had a parent or family member who was a juror in the murder trial of the court executioner. He had apparently killed his wife and child. Shortly after he was executed, most of this particular district of the city of Absalom fell into the sea, the courthouse was quickly abandoned. The PC's and the surviving members of the jury found themselves back in the courthouse after being kidnapped. And in the PC's case each receiving a horrifying vision. On with the quotes: The NPC's start to quickly disappear (this is a horror picture style adventure) When Halgrek, the 1/2 orc smith disappears after standing next to Ebin, the gnome jester (who had been failing to be funny the whole time)... Kade: "The Orc is gone! Check the Gnome's pockets!" Ebin: "That wasn't funny!" GM: Actually...most of the npcs chuckle. Ebin sulks One of the jurors, a crime lord/assassin with a signature weapon (spiked chain) arrogantly leaves the rest of the party to escape on his own. He is found hanging from the ceiling by his own chain. Zandrin (to Ebin): "Not one "hung jury" comment or you'll join him." Nogero: "It's a hung man revenant! *snicker*" Kade: "So that's what was thumping on the stairs as he floated down." Aldritek OOC: "Ha! I made it through the first part of the adventure without blowing all my spells!" Kade OOC: "So what? I made it through the first part of the adventure without my armor or weapons." Zandrin: "I'm late for my prayers. I should have prayed at dusk." Kade: "Dusk?" Zandrin: "Before Happy Hour." Patrissa (NPC enchantress, very attractive): "You will protect me, then?" Kade: "My course, of lady. *wince*...Sure." Sir Rekkart: "You're a "temple gnome"?" Nogero: "That's RIGHT!" Sir Rekkart: "What is a temple gnome responsible for, exactly?" Nogero: (in a defeated posture) "I have no idea..." One of the NPC's is a lovely halfling woman, Nogero seems smitten. Well...ok he seems desperate to get into her pants. Nogero: "Don't worry Madge! I'll protect you!" (Brandishes a silvered dagger) (Zombie of one of the recently dead jurors shuffles towards them) Madge: "AAAAAAAAA!" (Runs) Nogero: (blinks)"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Runs to Zandrin and grabs his leg. Zandrin: "I'm going to need you to clean that boot, gnome."

Re: Jokes Guy walks into a bar and orders 3 beers. He takes them to a table and drinks them one at a time and comes back and orders 3 more. Then he goes home. The next day he comes back and repeats the odd order, and the bartender gets curious. "Hey, why do you order your drinks three at a time?" Some of the other patrons who had noticed the odd ritual looked on. "Well, back home my brothers and I would have a couple of beers on our way home from work. I got transferred out here and I miss them, so It kind of reminds me of them." He's kind of embarrassed about it but the crowd and the bartender approve and he becomes a regular. After about six months of regular patronage he comes in one day and orders 2 beers. The bar goes silent. As he draws the two drinks for his customer the bartender says, "Oh man, I'm sorry for your loss, Dave." "What?" Dave looks confused, then he says, "Oh no! I just gave up drinkin!"

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? The Touch of Your Hand - Danny Vaughn

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Well, since I was whining about staying on topic and I strayed. Here's my penance

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster Usually, I get a restraining order. dang it! Now I'm doing it!

Re: Make Your Own Motivational Poster I'm sure there's a place to discus the con. Just sayin.

Re: What Are You Listening To Right Now? Penny & Me - Hanson Move along, there's nothing to see here.

Re: Jokes A lawyer gets onto an airplane with two carry on bags. One is insulated. When the pretty blonde flight attendant asks him if he needs help stowing his items he tells her imperiously that the insulated bag has some very expensive fresh crabs he needs for an important dinner that evening. He wants it placed in a freezer and spends the next few minutes telling her in no uncertain, and long-winded terms that he is a) a lawyer and if his cargo is spoiled in any way shape or form the legal ramifications for the airline in general and her in particular. Taking note to get her name. Upset at her treatment, but in a customer service industry, she does her best to placate him and go about the business of a flight attendant. At the end of the flight she gets on the intercom and says, "Will the gentleman who gave me crabs at the beginning of the flight please raise his hand?" There is silence in the cabin...no hands are raised. The plane deboards and the attendant treats her family to a lovely crab dinner. Moral to the story: Lawyers are all as smart as they think they are Blondes are not all as dumb as jokes make them out to be.

Re: Jokes Jokes so bad the Palindromedary refused comment...wow