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Re: A Thread for Random Musings Oh Von-D Man, where have you gone ?

Re: The cranky thread At the rate I'm going, I'm going to need new, bigger clothes soon. Just for today, I will not eat sugar. No cake, no cookies, no poptarts, no fudge. I'm going to try the one day at a time thing.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings And now for a Totally Gross Joke, passed to me by my Dad: On the first day of Medical School, the Anatomy class was gathered around a cadaver. The Professor began by saying: "There are two important qualities you must have as a Doctor. First, you must not be squeemish about anything having to do with the Human Body." Whereupon the Professor stuck his finger in the cadaver's rectum, and then stuck his finger in his mouth. "Now all of you must do this", he said. The class blanched, freaked out, but they all wanted to be Doctors, so they dutifully filed past and stuck their fingers into the cadaver's rectum, then into their mouths. When all had done so, the Professor said: "The second quality a Doctor must have is good powers of observation. I stuck my INDEX finger into the body, but put my MIDDLE finger into my mouth. Learn to pay attention."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The exam was written in Chinese. NT: I hope Zornwil doesn't find out that.......

Re: WWYCD: A spooky ghost ROTFL !!!!!! :rofl:

Re: WWYCD: Unholy Matrimony... Get there a few days before and screw things up at the Church before anyone gets there. If everything must be precise, move the Altar slightly, change the furniture around, erase the pentagram and redraw it just a LITTLE off-center. Set a Flash of light spell holding magic Item hidden in the ceiling to go off at the crucial time. Unobtrusive Sabotage. (spell ?) If all else fails, call in CLOWN.

Re: Complicate the Person Above He must. Egyptians have very dark skin and black hair and I'm the opposite ! Anyway, make sure Cancer isn't peering at you with his telescope.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Old Doc has been feeling bad lately. I thought some virtual flowers, since we can't send real ones, would cheer him up.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... My Character enters a Hench Bar. The entertainment tonight is a wrestling match between Bulldozer and a Snake Man. The Snake Man has Bulldozer's Speedoes between his teeth. ME: "Well, now we know how Zornwil spends his spare time".

Re: The Last Word Note to self: Must ask Alice to one of my Family get-togethers sometime.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings Send virtual flowers to Doctor Anomaly.

Re: The "Nice Happy" Thread My Husband makes me happy. He's cooking me up some lunch/dinner. Also the Sun is peeking out today after the wet day yesterday. And I met a cute kitten I may adopt. Her name is Acura. Would have brought her home on Friday if it weren't for the red tape. We will soon have two kittens.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Huh ??????? I don't find Animal Abusers very lovable. NT: The strangest thing you've done on a boat.

Re: WWYCD: Discovering the nature of reality? Wicca would think I was some kind of Goddess in a higher plane of reality. She would shake me and demand to know who and what she was. I would have to refer her to OddHat. Firestorm would ask me to PLEASE PLEASE do something about her uncontrolled activation problem. Mindflair is retired. Cold Mary would ask me to let her stop talking funny. Dragon Jane would tell me to make up my mind already about what would be her job when not Superheroing.

Re: Wwycd #567419845626 I'm confused. Is this thread a rant against WWYCD threads or a How does your character deal with ubiquitous Reporters thread ? Firestorm needs all the publicity she can get, and will always grant interviews. Mindflair's nearest experience with this might be hecklers at one of her lectures. She can handle those, easy. Wicca lives in Babylon and knows the reporters are created archtypes. She simply dispells them. Dragon Jane is also trying to get a career as a Model and Stuntwoman started, and is grateful for publicity.

Re: Not quite a WWYCD: YWUA your PC... Me in Mindflair's body: ( remember, she is a HERO and we DON'T smile at the jerk who was screaming and calling us stupid ***** and ******* on the road, say "You're IMPOTENT ! and give a nice, hard push.) Firestorm: Would be hysterical. She is used to being incredibly beautiful and would need a lot of adjustment to short and chubby with short legs. Wicca: ditto. But she'd chalk it up to another weird affect of dimension jumping and work to fix it. Cold Mary: Would probably become a Mercenary here if possible.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Death Tribble is Punk and has a blue Mohawk that reaches his waist.

Re: Musings on Random Musings Well, I'LL miss you, Death Tribble. Just imagine all the shenanegins Zornwil will get up to while you're gone.

Re: Complicate the Person Above Cancer is getting a little sick of Death Tribble's constant pestering of him to find the Klingon Ship that had the growing Tribbles transported onto it . Hmmmm.... could it be a secret Death Tribble plot to conquer the World ?????

Re: The cranky thread If you see any of those "Correctol, the Woman's GENTLE laxative" commercials, laugh your head off.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He lowers our property taxes.

Re: Answers & Questions HELP ! Some Stalker Kook is skulking around outside my windows with binoculars and a camcorder !!!! Dr. Anomaly's computer.

Re: Answers & Questions Pardon me Enforcer, if I offend, but you do realize your pants are on fire ?????? Death Tribble's sock drawer.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Call Rotor Baron for a strafing run.

Re: Complicate the Person Above Don't believe that Bull-ony story they tell the Tourists who visit The Adventurer's Club on Pleasure Island in Disney World........ That's ROTOR BARON'S plane that is (or was) crashed and smoking in front of the place !!!!!!