Logan D. Hurricanes

A young man goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist asks, "How many?"
 
He says, "Well, I've been seeing this girl for a while, and I think tonight is the night. We're having dinner with her parents, and after that we're going back to her place. I think it'll probably happen ... several times. So, a dozen, I guess."
 
Later that night the young man arrives at his girlfriend's house. The father is about to say grace, but young man asks if he can say it instead. He does so,and then continues praying for several more minutes.
 
Afterwards, his girlfriend says, "Wow, I had no idea you were so religious."
 
"And I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
 

This could be very effective in an English lit class. "We need to talk about Hester!"

How's this? I was interviewing for a youth librarian position in Kansas City. They brought in some of the youth group to sit in for part of it and they got to ask questions, too. The one I'll never forget is: 
 
On a scale of 1 - 100, how decisive are you? 
 
I think I actually laughed.
 
I didn't get the job. 

When it comes to planning, we bicker like no other. I've never been in so many baffling meetings as when I worked in a public library. 

This is me. 
 

I still remember Firewire being sold to me as the wave of the future!

This is me. 
 

The conference last week had this one running through my head.