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Your guess was 4m away from the target.

And he'll probably demand more than $200,000 before he jumps, too.

"I'm somewhere in Siberia, next to a house with a blue roof.  Come get me."

Three months ago today, almost to the hour.

Oh.  That's Dempster Street, not Dumpster Street."

Of course.  To someone whose only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.

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16 minutes ago, Pariah said:

A: Not even in the hearts of dying stars millions of light years away.

Q: Where can I find satisfaction for my kink so depraved it can't even be mentioned in hentai?

A: Thoroughly degenerate matter, indeed.

Kinks so depraved they can't be published even in hentai

(off topic)

Rockin' the Black Gate

Rockin' the Black Gate

(ahem)

Cancer

OFF TOPIC: I don't know whether to be disappointed or impressed that we didn't have "Orgasmatron" suggested for letter O.

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The next total solar eclipse visible in the US's lower 48 will be August, 2045, on a track that is remarkably like that of the August 2017 eclipse but shifted south by about 500 km.  I think totality will stomp right over Pariah's present lodgings.

On 4/7/2024 at 1:18 AM, Lord Liaden said:

Your method of locomotion would have to be exceptionally silent and minimally disruptive of the water to avoid scaring the fish away. A slow swimming stroke with the line tied behind you, or a very light weight paddled boat like a canoe, would probably serve best.

 

But I'm afraid my knowledge of Platonism isn't esoteric enough to grasp your analogy. Frankly, it sounds closer to Zen.

Overly obscure reference: read the first sentence in the Wikipedia article for "Trolling".

A line already quoted in a gaming thread: (sing) "We all live in an eldritch horror's dream, eldritch horror's dream, eldritch horror's dream..."

Don't you know your own websearch history?

9 hours ago, Bazza said:

A Jesuit, Dominican, and a Franciscan were walking along the road debating the greatness of their orders.
 

Suddenly, an apparition of the Holy Family appeared in front of them, with Jesus in a manger and Mary and Joseph praying over him.

The Franciscan fell on his face, overcome with awe at the sight God born in such poverty.

The Dominican fell to his knees, adoring the beautiful reflection of the Trinity and the Holy Family.

The Jesuit, walked up to Joseph, put his arm around his shoulder and said, so where are you thinking of sending the kid for school?

I need to send a link to this one to my colleagues.

38 minutes ago, Cygnia said:

As the manager of MOO, Cows of the World, Unite!, in the now-defunct Weekly Electronic Football Simulation, I can assure you that yes, cows lying in beds of flowers do, in fact, have no thoughts.

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"Some believe it is only GREAT POWER that can hold evil in check. But that is not what I have found. I have found that it is the small every-day deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love… and a well-located splitter.”