Old Man

Yes, but in so doing they were satirizing the show. "Oh, I see you managed to take your shirt off." "What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway." "Ducts! Why is it always ducts?" That it was also one of the top three Star Trek films ever made is just gravy.

"Shoot at the moon. If you miss, unload the rest of your magazine at it, because f--k the moon."

Killer Croc would have been no match for Steve Irwin, who could wrangle crocs with one hand while holding a toddler in the other. Next up: Duel of the idiots. Trump vs. Gump!

I'm going to have to spin up a custom TFTP server and directly force reload the firmware on these two phones just to put them on the network.

"It's far worse than what has already been reported." Code-word level intelligence is SAP (Special Access Program) intel that is referred to only by cryptic code names. Have Blue, for example, was the unacknowledged SAP for the F-117 stealth fighter. That is the level of intel that Trump just blabbed to the Russian foreign minister in the Oval Office. Not all such programs are "black" programs, but black programs are TS-SAP.

If the read the article it is clear that the intelligence in question came from an allied country, which will surely be more judicious in its sharing of sensitive information with the U.S. government going forward. Meanwhile, the Russian money laundering investigation that Preet Bharara was spearheading has abruptly ended just before testimony was to be given.

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Where is the evil laugh?

The gympie-gympie

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Regarding Hillary, I have to say that I'm more than willing to believe she's guilty of something, but there just isn't much evidence to support the allegations. And what allegations there are are nothing compared to what Trump has virtually confessed to on record--obstruction of justice, sexual assault. So I can't agree with the assertion that "Hillary would have been just as bad". An evil, perhaps, but surely the lesser one.

I can't speak for any other librulls, but my own outrage is that the firing is a transparent attempt to derail a federal investigation. Not only did Trump literally say as much, it's a consistent pattern with him: - U.S. attorney Preet Bhahara, who was leading the investigation into Deutsche Bank's laundering of Russian money - 45 other U.S. attorneys involved in corruption and foreign government threats - Sally Yates, days after Yates revealed what she knew about Flynn's Russian dealings - And now Comey, who was leading the agency running the investigation into Russian ties How can anyone not see this pattern? Why does Trump have it in for law enforcement officers who investigate corruption? If Trump were innocent, why would he interfere in the investigation that would exonerate him? Or as I heard posed on the radio today, how could Trump possibly act any more guilty? Comey seems to have been so intent on remaining impartial that he managed to alienate both sides of the aisle. I suppose this makes him less of a Republican stooge and more of a Keystone Kop. Still, he was well liked and respected within his bureau, and Trump's attempt to derail the Russia investigation now appears to be motivating agents to redouble their efforts instead. I'd love to hear what crimes Hillary might have committed that would actually justify a jail term. Even if she were, at this point she looks rather like the lesser evil.

D'oh! Foiled again!

TOM BRADY'S CAREER IS OVER:

Or lure the Joker to Ferguson, Missouri and distract him long enough for the cops to shoot him in the back a few times.

That's what happens when it's in the gutter so long.

And witness intimidation.

Ooh, I'd forgotten about the money laundering. So many crimes, it's hard to keep them all straight.

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It sounded like a confession to me. Corroborated by the acting press secretary, in fact. Hey Mega, what's the going federal penalty for obstruction of justice? Can you also look up the penalty for violating the emoluments clause? And bribery, and treason? Thanks!

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