Watergate was a slow, suspenseful buildup to the orgasmic release of the tapes. Kremlingate is like a neverending flash flood where things happen so fast it's almost impossible to keep up. Today we had Pence lawyering up,* the Senate overwhelmingly voting to sanction Russia, news that Mueller is officially investigating Trump for obstruction and Kushner for money laundering, news that Theresa May may have been covering up a Russian assassination spree in her country, and rumors that Five Eyes has an incriminating tape of Trump (though perhaps not the hooker tape).
And that's just Kremlingate. Meanwhile the Senate GOP continues to hammer out a new Republicare bill in complete secrecy and Trump hits 60 percent disapproval in record time.
I need a vacation.
* This seems wise regardless of any culpability on Pence's part. The blast radius on Kremlingate could be vast.
edit: To be more clear, Christ Himself would be an idiot to not retain an attorney if he were working in this administration. Honestly I'm surprised there was anyone left in the White House who hadn't gotten some representation, guilty or not.