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Pariah

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  1. Oddly enough, I heard BYU's marching band playing this during the game last Saturday.
  2. So, I'm giving my Introduction to Chemistry students their first exam of the year. What music shall I have playing for them when they arrive to class: Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries", the "Dies Irae" from Verdi's Requiem, "Mars: The Bringer of War" from The Planets, or the Vader March from "The Empire Strikes Back"? Decisions, decisions....
  3. 1. "No Time" by the Guess Who From the album Canned Wheat in 1969, this version of No Time has an extended intro and ending. With some great added riffs and a very psychedelic sound, this version came out a few months before the better-known version of No Time from the American Woman album. 2. "Time Goes By" by Mystery
  4. Q - Wait, I thought this was your house! This isn't your house? A - I don't believe it, not for a minute.
  5. If you accept the Vegan argument that humans are just like food animals, then there's really no impediment, other than convenience, to eating Vegans.
  6. The New Mutants. Because the last thing Marvel (or any studio) needs is a superhero flick filled with whiny teen angst. Oh, and while we're on the subject, Berto sucks. New Topic: Foxbat has a new Master PlanTM: To land a starring role in a Marvel superhero movie! Who will the fearless Foxbat be portraying?
  7. Q - What the...?! This Swiss cheese is full of holes! A - After today, consider me gone.
  8. ...especially when propelled by exploding hydrocarbons.
  9. QFT. When I give a textbook reading assignment of more than ten pages in my intro-level classes, I get audible groans and complaints. It's a little better in my Honors classes. My AP class already knows I'm an unreasonably demanding S.O.B., so they just nod their heads grimly and accept it.
  10. She's giving out change in Reichsmarks.
  11. I saw all five of the Twilight movies in the theater...and read all the books. It ain't Shakespeare, but they were better that some of the books I was required to read in high school and/or college.
  12. Q - How does fully 98% of the American voting public seem to decide what they support or oppose? A - This is not the kind of party I was expecting.
  13. He's just signed a free-agent deal with the Jacksonville Jaguars.
  14. Okay, here are three more. "Have you Ever Been Lonely?" by Jim Reeves and Patsy Cline "Does It Really Happen?" by Yes And of course, who can forget.... "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" by Frank Zappa
  15. That's the problem with Freud: if it isn't one thing, it's your mother.
  16. The Welsh use the distraction as an opportunity to invade England and sack London, like they've been wanting to do for the past four centuries. New Topic: The next big scandal to hit the NFL. (Difficulty: Cannot involve anything criminal and/or harmful to human beings or their pets.)
  17. Q - What do you mean, they're coming to arrest us both? I thought you said you had the means to make this all go away! A - That's what you get for listening to rumor and innuendo.
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