Pariah
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Because you didn't feel like one yourself?
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Ask them, "What do you know about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? Would you like to know more?"
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Kilts for everyone! Anyone caught not wearing a kilt will be subjected to 24 hours of nonstop bagpipe music as punishment.
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Q - Is Peter Jackson really on Hillary Clinton's short list for campaign director? A - Mister Rogers never fought the Viet Cong.
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Sales of Scotch go through the roof.
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It's like the Robert Redford line in Sneakers: "You know, I could have been in the NSA, but they found out my parents were married."
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"Seasons Will Change" by Asia featuring John Payne, from an album that looks less and less likely ever to be released.
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Or, "Your girlfriend's so nasty, she's got 67 protons!"
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Thanks, but no thanks. I don't need that much excitement in my life, and certainly not at -64C.
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Because they're better than the day rates.
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Actually, I include a couple of chemistry-related jokes on my final exam each year for a point or two of extra credit. My favorite: Why do chemists like nitrates?
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Tim Duncan plays in a "small market", and isn't a media whore. All he does is win championships.
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"Any thing I say in class can be on the test. Even the jokes. We covered this the first day."
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Trust you after you've just told us you have to be sneaky? Uh....
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Southern Wyoming at 55 is bad enough. I can't imagine crossing Texas at that speed.
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Whatever you say...Professor. (Actually, that's quite brilliant.)
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Isn't it odd that Massachusetts and Connecticut are two of the smallest states, but have two of the longest names? /thread derail
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Or HISSS "What's that almond smell?" worse.
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You may run into a few Herophiles there, too. Let us know if you every make the leap, and we'll make sure you have at least a few Facebook friends with good taste...or at least a good sense of humor. (Oh, and you'll probably get me, too.)
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Given that he's a chemistry professor, that could've turned out a lot worse.
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Q - So I hear that someone literally gagged Howard Stern. How did that turn out? A - That's not negotiable. It never was.
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Q - How'd that "Doorway to Heaven" you've been working on turn out? A - We have found the seventh sign down in the catacombs.
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Well, duh.
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Congratulations!
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I liked K.I.T.T. better than any of the human characters.
