Pariah
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I've been meaning to read Bang! The Complete History of the Universe by Brian May, et. al. Anyone here read it?
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Cooking sherry.
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There's this Dr. Brown who I've heard is pretty smart....
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But can you buy a Cadillac one piece at a time?
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"RJ Reynolds has just announced the takover of several small marijuana-growing operations. In other news, Virginia and the Carolinas are expected to legalize marijuana tomorrow." New Topic: The streets of your town/city are now flowing with lime Jell-O. Who's responsible, and why?
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3. "Resist" by Rush (Rush is a trio, of course, and "Resist" is in 3/4 time.)
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Okay, it's been a while, but I'll bite. 1. "Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd 2. "Joy to the World" by Three Dog Night
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What is the price of feet, anyway?
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He's got a point, you know?
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Yes lyrics suddenly become clear and cogent.
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"Feet-on" is more what I'm going for.
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Measuring the marigolds, as it were. Blech.
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...and we have a large contingent of anti-vax nutcases in my part of the world as a result. (If I ever meet that guy, I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. And by 'piece of my mind' I mean 'boot to the head'.)
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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
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Dooku was just smug, not really a proper villain. Darth Maul was violent, but not very bright. General Grievous was a coughing, wheezing wreck. And Palpatine was too caught up in his own propaganda to really be taken seriously. All of 'em together weren't worthy to polish Darth Vader's boots.
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No women allowed.
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Q - Why did you requisition bacon-flavoured cyanide pills for all our covert operatives? A - I'd like to know who came up with that idea. So I can beat them.
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Mulan and Merida, fighting back-to-back, wipe out the rest of the Disney animated canon. New Topic: Subtle signs that Tim Taylor is done putting up with your crap.
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Q - Congratulations on your recent wedding, Lord Hades! A - I would never have thought of painting it pink, but it looks surprisingly good.
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Isn't Freddy dead?
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#3 reminds me of this one: Always give 100%...unless you're donating blood.
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Psst! That's three!
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The estimate of the human life span has apparently increased since 1981.
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The NSA arrives at your door, wondering how you got your hands on that much enriched uranium. New Topic: A super-genius has captured and re-programmed Mechanon. What is the killer robot's new programming?
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In my classes they are. Some still choose to roll the dice and hope I won't notice that what they're submitting... a - Sounds like something written by someone with much more than a high school education, b - Sounds exactly like what their best friend submitted, and/or c - Is in a different font/typeface than the rest of their assignment. The only thing more stupid than plagiarizing is plagiarizing stupidly.
