Pariah
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Mmmmm, space trout!
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Shall we ask Dug?
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Q - How does Ken Ham feel about all his friends (if any)? A- Oatmeal!
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I don't know if you've heard this cover by Santana:
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"Believe Again", the lead track from the new Yes album Heaven & Earth. (I couldn't find an official full-length video for this song. It was either this sample, or one of any number of bootleg concert videos of dubious sound and picture. I chose quality over quantity.)
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The cape looks like wings in low light.
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J.J. Thomson was partial to plum pudding.
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Q - Mr. Clinton, is it true you are considering another run for public office? A - You've really got a hold on me.
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Did I have another ytpo?
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I thought summer was the time for teachers to catch up on all the sleep they missed out on during the regular academic year. (Yeah, not for me either. )
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I've watched so many political debates, I've only got about 8% of my brain remaining anyway.
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Isn't that another thread, guys?
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Q - What are you, some kind of "grammar expert"? A- To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly split infinitives where no man has split them before.
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You are awakened one Thursday morning by bulldozers sent to level your house to make room for a new arc reactor. (Upon further investigation, you discover that the plans for the demolition were stored in a locked filing cabinet in the basement of city hall, in a disused lavatory with a sign reading "Beware of the Leopard".) New Topic: Shocking revelations in the unauthorized biography of Janet Pym.
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Q - Wanna buy a hundred shiny new pennies? A - Not for all the oranges in Florida.
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Are you reality TV or something?
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If knowledge is power and power corrupts, won't that knowledge make him more wicked?
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What if 2,4,6-trinitrophenol is more my speed?
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And thus Death Tribble waxes loquacious, one word at a time.
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With all the chemicals I have access to, you think I'd choose that one?
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"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" by Harry Connick, Jr.
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"She" by 2nu "Valkyrie" by Asia
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Just like student loans.
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Where did that noise come from?
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He signs an executive order requiring you to go to all Cleveland Browns home games, including preseason games, wearing a Baltimore Ravens replica jersey. The order remains in effect until the Brown host a playoff game.
