Pariah

1 hour ago, Starlord said:

This is a little too true to be funny....

Roger Dean

Biscuit crust, white gravy sauce, scrambled eggs, breakfast sausage, three kinds of cheese.

They still have to get the approval of the owners, but this is a significant step.

Report: NHL Executive Committee Approves Arizona Coyotes’ Move To Utah

6.5 GtC/yr

"For every vision, thee is an equal and opposite revision."

Practical application: Proofread your exam before making ~100 copies. 

Marriage for the sake of money and fame? Sounds like one step ahead of prostitution to me. YMMV, of course.

As the article states, the conference probably won't kick Nebraska out ... but but it looks like anyone without AAU certification won't be getting a serious look. 

Big Ten discussing Nebraska expulsion over AAU not a good sign for FSU and Clemson

If the Lakers win the play-in, we could have another opportunity to see them get swept by the Nuggets. 

What did Elvis do with his defective guitar?

I was born in the land of the sun
And the tall green grass
And I don't understand
How all this has come to pass

How we've come to surround ourselves
In a sea of thieves
In a land without learning
Only the fools believe

I went driving last night
On a dark canyon road
Had the sky to myself
But I wasn't alone

Had the pain of my lifetime
For my company
How did it end up like this
For you and me

When love breaks the promise
The heart has to keep
It leaves only truth here to find
When the spirit is crushed
And the hurt is so deep
Between you and I

Even when love has come and gone
And our hearts have moved along
I will remember
There was a time we had the trust
And that always was enough
I will remember
I will remember you

As I open my eyes to one more day
The wind burns my face
As it whispers your name
As it's pulling me forward
It tears me free
And the only thing left
Is the tears for and me

'Cause when love breaks the promise
The heart has to keep
It leaves only truth here to find
When the spirit is crushed
And hurt is so deep
Between you and I

Even when love has come and gone
And our hearts have moved along
I will remember
There was a time we had the trust
And that always was enough
I will remember

Even when love has come and gone
And our hearts have moved along
I will remember
There was a time we had the trust
And that always was enough
I will remember
I will remember you

Side by side

I'll be yours forever
Rain or shine

Any kind of weather
There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
Let's take what's getting old and make it new

Eye to eye

It's a blinding confrontation
You and I

We're a deadly combination
So don't start mixing truth with jealousy
The road we're on is clear as far as I can see

Pamela, don't break this heart of mine
Just remember, it may not heal this time
Pamela, there is no second chance

For the one who leaves it all behind

Black and white

Always go together
Day and night

You're the precious jewel I treasure
Wanting every part of you is not a crime
Or could it be that you're the one who's wrong this time

Pamela, don't break this heart of mine
Just remember, it may not heal this time
Pamela, there is no second chance, for the one who leaves it all behind

Oh Pamela (Oh Pamela)
Thousands of miles away, but always in my heart

Pamela, don't break this heart of mine
Just remember, it may not heal this time
Pamela, there is no second chance, for the one who leaves it all behind

Pamela, don't break this heart of mine
Just remember, it may not heal this time
Pamela, there is no second chance, for the one who leaves it all behind

Leave it all behind

If I had another chance tonight
I'd try to tell you that the things we had were right
Time can't erase the love we shared
But it gives me time to realize just how much you cared

Now you're gone, I'm really not the same,
I guess I have myself to blame
Time can't erase the things we said
But it gives me time to realize that you're the one who's sad

You know I won't hold you back now,
The love we had just can't be found
You know I can't hold you back now

Now that I'm alone it gives me time
To think about the years that you were mine
Time can't erase the love we shared
But it gives me time to realize just how much you cared

You know I won't hold you back now,
The love we had just can't be found
You know I can't hold you back now

Q: What's the difference between a chemical engineering major and a marketing major?

A: The chemical engineering major learned how to make things for profit and the benefit of society, while the marketing major had a girlfriend. 

Not with a bang, but a whimper.

Dan Bickley: Arizona Coyotes relocation not our fault, it’s on the owner and local politics

The Frozen Four is in the books, and DU came out in top for the second time in three years.

Denver vs. Boston College final score, results: Matt Davis leads Pioneers to 10th national championship

DU's victory breaks a 15-game winning streak for BC. It's also the first time all year the Eagles have been shut out. 

Congratulations Pioneers!

Like a candle burnin' bright
Love is glowing in your eyes
A flame to light our way
That burns brighter every day
Now I have you
Nobody loves me like you do

Like a leaf upon the wind
I could find no place to land
I dreamed the hours away
And wondered every day
Do dreams come true?
Nobody loves me like you do

What if I never met you?
Where would I be right now?
Funny how life just falls
In place somehow

You touched my heart in places
That I never even knew
Nobody loves me like you do

I was words without a tune
I was a song still unsung
A poem with no rhyme
A dancer out of time
But now, there's you
Nobody loves me like you do

What if I never met you?
Where would I be right now?
Funny how life just falls
In place somehow

You touched my heart in places
That I never even knew
Nobody loves me, nobody loves me
Nobody loves me like you do
Nobody loves me like you do

Dreaming, I must be dreaming
Or am I really lying here with you?
Baby, you take me in your arms
And though I'm wide awake, I know my dream is coming true

And, oh, I just fall in love again
Just one touch and then it happens every time
There I go, I just fall in love again and when I do
I can't help myself, I fall in love with you

Magic, it must be magic
The way I hold you and the night just seems to fly
Easy for you to take me to a star
Heaven is that moment when I look into your eyes

And, oh, I just fall in love again
Just one touch and then it happens every time
There I go, I just fall in love again and when I do
I can't help myself, I fall in love with you
I can't help myself, I fall in love with you

Rain in the sky
A tear in my eye
Static on the radio
The long night's begun
With dinner for one
You said you'd never go

Blessed are the believers
They shall inherit a heartache
Believing in you, babe
That was my greatest heartbreak
Blessed are all the left-behind
For their hearts shall one day mend
When love and those same sweet lies
Make us believers again

Cold coffee cup
Sun coming up
Sleep is a distant dream, Lord
Something you said
Rolls round in my head
Something that you didn't mean

Blessed are the believers
They shall inherit a heartache
Believing in you, babe
That was my greatest heartbreak
Blessed are all the left-behind
For their hearts shall one day mend
When love and those same sweet lies
Make us believers again

Not suffering from brain damage, at least.

My neighbor called the police last night because I was playing Pink Floyd too loud.

They arrested him.