Pariah

1 hour ago, Asperion said:

A: The algorithm will deal with you. 

Q: I dare you to block my content, Facebook!

A: Not even in the hearts of dying stars millions of light years away.

Family (DNPC and/or Rivalry)

How many altos does it take to change a lightbulb?

How do you know that there's a soprano at your door? 

Wait, what?

Oh yeah, the poll...gimme a bit.

Peanut butter mustard and onion sandwiches

Depressed

My biology professor asked me what the function of carbohydrates was, but apparently "filling the deep well of sadness within me" was not the correct answer.

"You're not embracing life. You're fleeing death. That's not enough." 

"What the gods get away with, the cows don't."

Yikes!

Donald De La Haye, viral kicker known as 'Deestroying,' fractures neck in UFL game

13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

Q" "Oooh, Archie! Show me that piston of yours and --- WOW, that's a huge drive shaft!"

13 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said:

A: "Nowehere wasn't always nowhere? I wonder what happened here. These structures have a story to tell."

Q: Is that a genuine Atlantean obelisk? 

A: Just take this measurement and multiply by the square root of "shut the **** up". 

Unobtainium 

UConn is up six at the half.

I was recognized in faculty meeting today for my students having one of the highest academic growth rates in the district. 

Light sabers

On 4/6/2024 at 1:01 PM, Old Man said:

This one is from "Thing Explainer", a book by Randall Munroe, creator of xkcd.  It's worth the $24.

Currently $14.99 in hardcover on Amazon. 

Be good, or be good at it. 

Purdue is a good team, but having seen UConn in the tournament so far, I think I'd take the over.

"If the primates that we came from had known that someday politicians would come out of the gene pool, they'd have stayed up in the trees and written evolution off as a bad idea!"

"God be between you and harm in all the empty places where you must walk."

...and what did he mean, "Slow of mind"? 

12 hours ago, wcw43921 said:

Looks like it'll be a while longer before I can bring everyone here that Crusader & Starburst streaming series. Sorry about that.

Are you envisioning an animated series? And if so, can I be the voice of Starburst? He is a scientist, right?

50 minutes ago, Old Man said:

Such as this S1 classic?

 

That's still a better look than any of her three catsuits. At least it's a uniform. 

Jump Gates (Babylon 5)

15 hours ago, Lord Liaden said:

And finally exchanging Jolene Blalock's ridiculous body stocking for a proper uniform.

This one thing is representative of the main problem I had with Enterprise: so much of it was just gratuitous. T'Pal's catsuit, the half-naked decon chamber scenes, the 90s power ballad opening theme, etc. So many things that were supposed to broaden the show's appeal, but didn't contribute anything of quality to it. 

( And let's not forget how much better Deanna Troi looked in a proper uniform than in her three rotating catsuits.  )

Featuring the Rome (GA) Emperors, whose mascot is a penguin. ("Penguin" is also my daughter's nickname, so I'm already inclined to love this team.)

A new MiLB club played its first game last night, and you've got to see its celly