Pariah

Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots And ruined your black tie affair The last one to know The last one to show I was the last one you thought you'd see there And I saw the surprise And the fear in his eyes As I took his glass of champagne I toasted you Said, "Honey, we may be through But you'll never hear me complain!"

The Abomination of Desolation, also known as New Jersey.

Let's get down to business To defeat the Huns Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you

Hotel California, 2112, Boston, and Leftoverture

You're so hot Teasing me Saw your clue But I can't take a chance On a chick like you That's something I couldn't do Now you're so cute I like your style And I know what you mean When you give me a flash of that smile But girl, you're only a child

Soak it in cold water and hope the damage hasn't already been done.

Do we really think he'd answer?

"Between Love and Hate", also by Mystery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOIgZ2opTpg

"Kameleon Man" by Québécois prog band Mystery

Always sharply dressed, like an emperor out of his time He knows every corner of the pathways crossing your mind He can make you believe there's a way to your dreams For only he holds the key He's got that thing that makes you believe the answer's on his side Watch out, the man's wearing shades in the night The Kameleon Man No one really knows what the Hell is going on in his mind He will firmly support your belief, then tomorrow deny He's everyone's friend, and he makes sure all enemies die Ask him what he thinks about this and he'll certainly lie Look out, he aims at your dreams with a gun The Kamelon Man The way he talks to you is with dollar signs in place of his eyes He could sell you his mother for a penny if the profit is high Watch out, he's like the man in the moon He's watching your every move Look out, his anger is cruel He'll capture you very soon The Kameleon Man Always sharply dressed, like a penguin--same walk, I find He knows every corner of the pathways crossing your mind Watch out, he's like the man in the moon He's watching your every move Look out, his anger is cruel He'll capture you very soon The Kameleon Man The Kameleon Man Watch out if you can For the Kameleon Man

Now that's a boat, folks!

To Infinity (Wars) and Beyond!

I looked out this morning, and the sun was gone Turned on some music to start my day Then lost myself in a familiar song I closed my eyes, and I slipped away

Dante's Seventh Circle, perhaps?

I'm still trying to catch up from the two school days I missed last week.

Bejeweled is the Devil.

Q: This is David calling, and I'm telling you that you need to get your ass out of New York! A: The illusion of sleep.

Even if they're really attractive, you should never ask a photographer to step into a dark room with you to see what develops. The answer is almost always negative. (I know, it's a terrible pun--bad enough to make you shutter.)

If you called a bike shop and asked if their business runs in cycles, would they refer you to a spokesperson?

The autocorrect on my phone is particularly perverse.

Frelling autocorrect.

Point of order: In the original cut of the film, Han did in fact shoot first. So that one is factual.

The curtain begins to fall The world fades before my eyes The rain hears my call And there's no cloud in the sky Forgive the world of all its crimes And you'll become the ideal prey Forget that love shines in her eyes And you'll walk alone for days Is there any other way? Maybe it's just too late The days seem so long And the nights won't ever end One day you're the best friends in the world The next day just perfect strangers Is there any other way? Maybe it's just too late Don't know the reasons why I'm walking between love and hate It's a quiet suicide Walking between love and hate Is there any other way? Maybe it's just too late Or is this the only way? I'm dying all alone In front of millions every day They say love makes you strong Am I too weak to ever say? And I don't want to wait for the sun to go down anymore It's never been shining anyway Is there any other way? Maybe it's just too late Or is this the only way? Don't know the reasons why I'm walking between love and hate (Walking between love and hate) It's a quiet suicide Walking between love and hate (Walking between love and hate) I might be having a bad dream Still walking between love and hate (Walking between love and hate) You must be having a good time Keeping me between love and hate It's a quiet suicide

I had never seen that before. That is brilliant.

Can you tell me where I might find the Hydra? Is he wearing a familiar face? Does he still live below Seventh Avenue With the princess dipped in lace? Does he know that I'm a soldier for fortune And not a victim of circumstance? We drew lots for his soft underbelly Now his fate is sealed with my lance