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Pariah

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  1. Should I just stick with flowers, chocolates, and promises I don't intend to keep?
  2. Carry on! You will always remember Carry on! Nothing equals the splendor Now your life's no longer empty Surely Heaven waits for you
  3. Bigby's team from Season III would be the Mud Wrasslin' champs of the universe, I think.
  4. It's all about understanding shapes and angles. Parallel parking is just geometry.
  5. Are you talking about sodium chloride or magnesium sulfate?
  6. The girl that I lament for The girl my money's spent for The girl my back is bent for The girl I owe the rent for The girl I gave up Lent for Is the girl that Heaven meant for me
  7. Post random song lyrics here. Because sometimes, you just have to.
  8. #1: "Seven Nights in Eire" by Reckless Kelly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQsf0ND4CNw #2: "Jack vs. José" by Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-9cZNpOt-I #3: "Kick It In Second Wind" by Jimmy Buffett https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiXVk426PMY
  9. A day late, but here we go. New Topic: Three Bar Songs Interpret as you see fit.
  10. McDonald's, Wendy's, and Burger King are all now serving kim chee as side dishes.
  11. Ron and Rand Paul, complaining that nobody ever takes them seriously. (Cap completely fails to notice they are even there, of course.)
  12. "I like sandwiches!" Because seriously, who doesn't?
  13. He's seriously considering NOT retiring. (As Veronica Palmer would say, "You've just won your second Super Bowl ring. Now you can walk away tall." "But I...." "Walk away. Tall.")
  14. Actual musicians. (At least it ain't Nickelback.)
  15. Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and Peyton Manning? A: O.J. drove a slow white Bronco. Peyton IS a slow white Bronco.
  16. More than you. All you know is how to shut people out.
  17. Can we all keep our clothes on for this one, please?
  18. The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.
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