Pariah
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"It grieves me to have to say this, but you should never attempt to eat or drink anything you find in a chemistry lab."
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That's apocryphal, isn't it?
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Isn't he on first?
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Isn't Sam Wilson Captain America now?
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Do you think any of us believes you really look like Captain America?
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I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab, and be back to work before two. At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder: "What would Jimmy Buffett do?"
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All right, Lady P just confided in me that she's ready to begin defending her title starting April 1st. Just sayin'.
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#1: "Flowers on the Wall" by the Statler Brothers #2: "Roses for Mama" by C.W. McCall #3: "Bluebonnets" by Cross Canadian Ragweed
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They were sharp enough to stab another hole in the sky Hard enough to make the brightest diamond sigh Faster than the rockets on the Fourth of July Strong and cruel enough to make a statue of Mary cry
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We have a Marie Osmond sighting! Excellent!
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I've been around for you Been up and down for you But I just can't get any relief I've swallowed my pride for you Lived and lied for you But you still make me feel like a thief You've got me stealing your love away 'Cause you never give it Peeling the years away And we can't relive it Oh, I make you laugh And you make me cry I believe it's time for me to fly
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Romp-bomp-a-chomp!
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Not for all the tea in China.
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Involving necromancy?
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New Topic: Songs with Flowers
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Q: What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
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That would be creepy, wouldn't it?
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Q - There are now more insane asylums than nursing homes in this country. What the [redacted] happened?! A - We're the best [censored] unit in the whole [unprintable] army!
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So is blackjack.
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There are times--many times, in fact--that I wish the iPad were more like an actual computer.
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I asked her to marry me She smiled and pulled out a knife
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Me and Earl was haulin' chickens on a flatbed out of Wiggins And we'd spent all night on the uphill side Of thirty-seven miles of Hell called Wolf Creek Pass Which is up on the Great Divide
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That night The double-crosser got it right Pretending he was really dim He slipped to Sam a double gin (Mickey Finn)
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And the meek shall inherit the Earth....
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Which Lo Pan? Little old basket case on wheels or the ten foot tall roadblock?
