Pariah

He's seriously considering NOT retiring. (As Veronica Palmer would say, "You've just won your second Super Bowl ring. Now you can walk away tall." "But I...." "Walk away. Tall.")

Chlamydia.

24-10.

Actual musicians. (At least it ain't Nickelback.)

Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and Peyton Manning? A: O.J. drove a slow white Bronco. Peyton IS a slow white Bronco.

More than you. All you know is how to shut people out.

Can we all keep our clothes on for this one, please?

The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.

Keep your hands off my stash!

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

You've heard of Congress?

Let's just wait and see, shall we?

Technically speaking, it's far enough away from the window that the sun never shines on it now.

Is there even really such a thing as an unstoppable force?

When has that ever stopped us?

Before you get all indignant with me about how I haven't entered a grade for your assignment, you might want to check the box of assignments with no names on them.

As outlined in your Disclosure, missed Canvas assignments cannot be made up. The due date for the Canvas Quiz was announced several times in class. It was also posted on the board in class and on the Canvas calendar. The next Quiz in Canvas is due by midnight on Tuesday, February 15th. You can take the Quiz up to three times, and Canvas will keep only the best score. An excellent score on this Quiz will help offset the zero from the previous one.

I've heard nothing, I'm afraid. I'd love it if there were a Season IV.

It's the largest saltwater lake in the Western hemisphere!

Green lights and blue skies.

My father has a version of that joke that goes "All you tall Italians (up high), all you short Italians (down low), I want you off my lawn (side to side)."

Are we talking about bell bottoms here?

Respect for Aaron aside, isn't necromancy pretty much always a bad idea?

Two slugs and a warthog.

A Democrat, a Republican, and an Independent walk into a bar. Who pays for the drinks?