Pariah

Spock's Beard

Why not Foxbat?

You've been schooled, boy Had aggression in large amounts Just be truthful Man, it's everything that counts There is no hand waiting that must be paid We will leave our encores all unplayed At the end of the day

Met the ghost of Stephen Foster at the Hotel Paradise This is what I told him as I gazed into his eyes: Ships were made for sinking Whiskey made for drinking If we were made of cellophane We'd all get sinking drunk much faster! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Here's a warning for all of you swingers Some advice from an average guy If you're seeing a dame who won't give you her name And she can't look you straight in the eye She could be a spy She's a suspect if there ever was one It seems that she's living a lie She gives you a wink as she pours you a drink And she smiles as she straightens your tie She could be a spy Maybe she's packing some heat in her pocket Or slipping some stuff in your wine She's starting right at the electrical socket Waiting for some kind of sign AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lined up behind you They follow you, though you cannot lead I watch and marvel You push the blade 'till you see us bleed

You're talking about my toes and the hope chest, right?

Another trio: #1: "Alcohol" by Brad Paisley https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3zkkLckeyM #2: "A Boy Named Sue" by Johnny Cash https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOHPuY88Ry4 #3: "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvCgSqPZ4EM

To get to the other side, perhaps?

Should I just stick with flowers, chocolates, and promises I don't intend to keep?

Intimate apparel, perhaps?

Carry on! You will always remember Carry on! Nothing equals the splendor Now your life's no longer empty Surely Heaven waits for you

Bigby's team from Season III would be the Mud Wrasslin' champs of the universe, I think.

Does it come with a herring?

It's all about understanding shapes and angles. Parallel parking is just geometry.

Are you talking about sodium chloride or magnesium sulfate?

Is that a lot?

The girl that I lament for The girl my money's spent for The girl my back is bent for The girl I owe the rent for The girl I gave up Lent for Is the girl that Heaven meant for me

Post random song lyrics here. Because sometimes, you just have to.

#1: "Seven Nights in Eire" by Reckless Kelly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQsf0ND4CNw #2: "Jack vs. José" by Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-9cZNpOt-I #3: "Kick It In Second Wind" by Jimmy Buffett https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiXVk426PMY

A day late, but here we go. New Topic: Three Bar Songs Interpret as you see fit.

"The Great Nothing" by Spock's Beard

McDonald's, Wendy's, and Burger King are all now serving kim chee as side dishes.

Ron and Rand Paul, complaining that nobody ever takes them seriously. (Cap completely fails to notice they are even there, of course.)

"I like sandwiches!" Because seriously, who doesn't?