Pariah
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Pariah reacted to BoloOfEarth in NGD Scenes from a Hat
"Pyritefinger, old chap. I must admit, you do have me securely fastened to this table. However, I don't think you realize that what you're menacing me with is a laser pointer..."
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Pariah got a reaction from BlueCloud2k2 in NGD Scenes from a Hat
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye! We're holding a tie-dying class today at the senior center. Bring all your friends!"
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Pariah reacted to Doc Samson in A DC Animated-style HeroMachine
Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine
What, no dog with sonic barking powers named old yeller? Get it? Yeller?
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Pariah got a reaction from Cancer in Longest Running Thread EVER
One of the pieces from the soundtrack to Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is called "Scherzo for Motorcycle and Orchestra".
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Pariah got a reaction from Narf the Mouse in Jokes
An Imperial Stormtrooper and a Starfleet Redshirt are locked together in a room.
The Stormtrooper fires at the Redshirt, but misses.
The Redshirt dies anyway.
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Pariah reacted to Michael Hopcroft in NGD Scenes from a Hat
Good! I'm tired of being so full of carp. It smells awful and keeps trying to pull me back in the river....
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Pariah got a reaction from BlueCloud2k2 in The Last Word
This is why dogs shouldn't have Twitter accounts, either.
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Pariah reacted to Cancer in NGD Scenes from a Hat
Gilbert Huph is there and does not survive the evening.
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Pariah got a reaction from L. Marcus in The Last Word
This is why dogs shouldn't have Twitter accounts, either.
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Pariah reacted to Ternaugh in Monday Morning Music Trios
"Take Off" by Bob and Doug McKenzie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BFPt001PYU
"Rocket Man" by William Shatner
"Fight the Good Fight" by Triumph*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xevc7-7Tk-Q
*"I'll take 'Canadian Hard Rock Power Trios' for 200, Alex"
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Pariah reacted to BlueCloud2k2 in The Last Word
Watched Frozen with the wife today.
Most excellent movie.
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Pariah reacted to Old Man in Musings on Random Musings
Sellouts!
(Autocorrect wants to change that to 'eelpouts'. Srsly wtf apple. )
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Pariah reacted to Michael Hopcroft in NGD Scenes from a Hat
Go to the dresser and get out your slingshot. They're VIPER agents. That should be sufficient force to drive them away.
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Pariah reacted to Cancer in The Last Word
Since element is just number of protons, and that number is fluctuating (due to several different processes), it's mutable.
The delightful phrase "neutron drip" is applicable here.
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Pariah reacted to Cancer in The Last Word
There is an object with a mass 4 million times that of the Sun located 8000 parsecs away (1 parsec ~ 3 * 10^16 m). (The object is a black hole.) Compute the gravitational force between this object and your instructor (assume his mass is 100 kg). Try not to be disappointed with your answer.
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Pariah reacted to Ternaugh in Monday Morning Music Trios
1. "Way of the Girl" by Chris Gaines
2. "Girl You Know It's True" by Milli Vanilli
3. "Crazy Girl" by Rock Sugar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvb20tS_2eA
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Pariah reacted to Cancer in The Last Word
If the dough is made from the broken, homogenized bits of other educators, yes.
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Pariah got a reaction from bigbywolfe in Jokes
A few handy tips regarding dairy products:
* Milk is spoiled when it looks like sour cream.
* Sour cream is spoiled when it looks like cottage cheese.
* Cottage cheese is spoiled when it looks like regular cheese.
* Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk in the first place, and generally cannot spoil further.
And perhaps most important:
* Blue cheese is spoiled when you don't remember buying blue cheese.
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Pariah reacted to Cygnia in Foods for those that just don't care anymore
7 Reasons Why I Refuse To Stop Eating Meat
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Pariah reacted to L. Marcus in "Neat" Pictures
You kidding? The sunglasses are what makes the attire come together!
