Re: Jokes
A friend of mine told me this one a long, long time ago...
A truck driver was having a couple drinks at a roadside bar when he felt nature calling. As he was finishing his business in the bathroom, he spied a white box mounted on the wall next to the condom machine with a coin slot and a hole in the front panel , as well as a picture of a hot blonde wearing only a men's work shirt and a suggestive smile. Written above the young woman's picture in block letters was "LET ME BE YOUR WIFE, 25 CENTS." The trucker then reaches into his pocket for a quarter...
About a minute later, the bartender hears a blood curtling scream from the men's room and finds the trucker curled up in a fetal position on floor. The bartender asked, "Hey buddy, you okay? What happen?"
The trucker groaned, "That 'Let me be your wife' machine of yours..."
"What about it? Did it malfunction or something?"
"I don't know," The trucker replied. "I sure didn't expect it to sew a button on my ."