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Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm Stan the Man Lee, dammit!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You mean like this? Mightybec. 'Nuff said. Edit: Oops, sorry, missed a page. The Pope.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Jessica Alba. ... what?!

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Nation Wrecking for Dummies"

Re: Iron Crown Enterprises: Consumer Catalog Summer '87 Let’s see, which ones *don’t* I have? Coriolis Effect Robot Warriors SHADOW Over Scotland Lands of Mystery And I only had a few issues of Adventurer’s Club. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Not a gaming quote, but this character's name and description reminded me of something that happened when I worked at a bank. I had a boss named Patti who was perky, attractive, kinda stereotypical blonde that I got along with well. Her boss (the head of our department) had said that he wanted us to think of ways for our department to "increase revenue" (i.e. earn the bank more money). I said to Patti, "I know! We could change one of our 1-800 lines into a 1-900 line. You could answer it, call yourself Brandi or Mitzi -- really, any name ending in 'i' would work for a bimbo type -- and I'll bet you'd bring in tons of money!" She chuckled and said, "Yeah, that could ... (realizes that *her* name ends in "i") ... HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!"

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What will Spongebob Squarepants probably die from? A: That's why she got the restraining order.

Re: Suggestion to the company and Steve for a book. Fifteen minutes of Foxbat?

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Yeah, and we got Celine Dion too. Haven't we suffered enough?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "She's packing a pair of 45s!" "Yeah, and she has some guns, too!" Teh Bunneh and Death Tribble in "Loose Cannon Cops on the Edge"

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Lots of flaming footprints when he breaks into the dance numbers. NT: Hit song from "Barrack Obama - The Musical."

Re: Haymaker! Cover Caption Contest Well, I had our webmaster check it out, and it looks to be working okay. I also had a friend test it out. So hopefully whatever problem you had was just temporary. Thanks for the heads up, though.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I was walking along the beach, and I heard this voice saying, 'Kill your boss! Kill your boss!' And I was thinking, Yeah, that's a great idea... wait! I'm self-employed!" -- Dana Gould NT: World's worst supervillain doomsday device.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Have you ever seen Paris Hilton? A: They never should have told the Mars lander to dig deeper.

Re: Haymaker! Cover Caption Contest Okay, thanks. It worked fine during testing, and I was able to submit something just now, but I'll notify our webmaster in case it's some sort of setting problem, and will update once I hear back from him.

Hello, all! I posted a few months back, looking for contributors to Haymaker!, an APAzine dedicated to the HERO System. I'm back again to let you know about the return of our Cover Caption Contest. Just submit a caption for the cover of our latest issue any time before September. The winner (chosen by a group of contributors to that issue) will receive a copy of that issue, as well as bragging rights, your name on our website, and our undying gratitude. (What, you were expecting money? None of us are getting paid, either!) You can get to the caption contest directly here, or by clicking on the Issues link from our main page, www.haymaker.org. (Oh, and thanks again to Darren and the DOJ crew for kindly allowing us to use Foxbat on our latest cover.)

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He keeps sending you celery. Get it? Celery stalks! Okay, I'm sorry, I'll crawl back into my hole...

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: World's worst celebrity stalker.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Hi, I'm Paris Hilton. I'll shut up and go away if you pay me $50."

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Here's the story of a little Piggy, Who was bringing up three very lovely piglets. All of them had pinkish skin Like their mother, And all their tails did curl. And here's the story of a frog named Kermit Who was busy with tadpoles of his own. They were amphibians Living all together, Yet they were all alone. Till the one day when this piggy met this froggie And they knew that it was much more than a hunch That this group must somehow form a family. That's the way they all became the Muppet Bunch." NT: Classic TV shows with lead characters replaced by Loonie Tunes.

Re: "Neat" Pictures Is there a link?

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Okay, who in their right mind would name a food "spotted dick"?!

Re: Name help - Magnetic armor-guy One magnetic character in my Champs game is named Magnetite.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really bad plastic surgery results.

Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cher. "She'd had so many facelifts she had bags under her eyes. When I pointed them out, she said, 'Those aren't bags, you idiot, they're my breasts.' I'm glad I didn't comment on her goatee."