If I had no other comment about your post, Duke, I would at least need to say that I'm going to try putting "Racist Douche Waffles" into more common use.
I've long thought the same, except that lately I seem to find more and more people who like Brussel sprouts, particularly when they're fried with bacon. There's a local restaurant that serves them that way, and my wife and two daughters all love them, as well as my sister. Me, I agree with your "little green sacs of bile" comment.