Re: The CyberComedy Challenge
Comedic Extreme
The entire planet is perpetually overcast. The greenhouse effect raises temperatures and melts Antarctica. The new steppeland is populated by megacorporation headquarters. At Christmastime, the entire giftgiving world's finances flow toward Antarctica. This sets up a planetwide harmonic of resources with Xmas gifts flowing from the North Pole and money flowing to the South Pole - a sort of capitalistic gulfstream (which is plane to see).
Since the common man loses money in this exchange, historians refer to it as the "polar fleecing." Consumer confidence wanes, resulting in a stock market crash known as the "polar bear." To placate the populace, corporations issue a new credit card. People quickly dig themselves deep into debt. This credit card is named the Polar Express (don't heave loam without it).
Convention
Everyone wears leather or latex.