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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is there this big crowd around the Joker? A: Look, if you weren't dead, you wouldn't be in the box. If you're in the box, you must be dead. So shut up.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're taking up gargening? Isn't that a great thing? A: Non-athelete's foot

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Re: Taming the Slayer This is how I think things would work out: Buffy's greater strength would allow for a greater punch when shen lands a hit, but River's greater DCV makes that very hard to do. River's ability to hit in a manner that bypasses defenses would have the effect of a stronger blow to Buffy, but that damage gets healed by her healing factor. As for Buffy's friends, River would take them out real quick before they would have a chance to do anything to help Buffy. The way that they would help Buffy would be to get triggered spells and traps set before the combat begins. When all is over with, the area that they are fighting in is taken care of (destroyed nicely) and they call a draw a truce since neither one able to get the advantage over the other.

Here we go with yet another Character A vs. Character B. This time it will be River Tam versus Buffy the Vampire Slayer. River Tam: Normal human capable of shutting off her mindand going into full combat mode. Took on first a bar filled with more than three dozen people (several of them tough bouncers) then moved onto another location where she took on several (number unknown) tough brutal killing beings (people?) who are individually capable of dealing with the previous barroom. Buffy: Highly trained warrior with low level super human strength and minor regeneration. If a fight were to occur between these two who would win? Also state what your reasons for this outcome would be and if any incidental damage would occur.

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you actually going to test that Insanity Potion? A. Well, technically, it still is.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the problem officer? I was only passing through this flooded zone? A: Girls Gone Mild.

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you want to play golf using the Moon as the ball? A: Every word is a palendrome.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: You say that we are in a fantasy game? What makes you so sure? A: An all stone cast.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do all the Easter Eggs have a fire theme this year? A: Campaign stenographer

Re: Answers & Questions Q: How does one make the Judge happy? A: The Shammy of Thor

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: This wine tastes terrible. What was it made with? A: Decapitated and cremated: How I survived almost certain death

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you say that Bigfoot can transform into a tree? A: Slug Fanciers Monthly

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes you think that they came from a time before computers? A: It's worse than that - it's Physics, Jim!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are these quantums not bonding with this Phosphorous? A: If it's all the same to you...

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Re: Strange events...what do YOU (not your character) do? Like most of the others here I would start off by experimenting with my powers and seeing exactly what I can and cannot do, powerful, SFX, damage resistance, heal factor, and any other thing that I can think of. At first I would try to keep things a secret but since I am rather poor at that most people who know me would quickly figure out what is going on. I would start saving money on things like gas since I will be going through both a lot less since I am using other forms of travel now. The more offensive abilities I would use only for self defense and start working on various combat tactics that make full use of my new abilities. The main problem that I would have is that my roommate is getting disability and we would have to find some way to keep the fact that she might not be eligible for it anymore a secret. I would not voluntarily go into crime fighting, nor would I use the abilities for personal gain, they would only assist me in things that I am already doing now.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the motto of the Chinese government? A: A pizza the size of the sun.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: You think that they were unfair just because he sold Huston to the Nazis? A: Don't ask. Just back up slowly, turn around and whatever you do, don't scream.

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