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Re: Answers & Questions Q: I never believed you when you said that the Death Star was operational. A: To get the milk I needed some hay, to get the hay I needed a bucket, to get the bucket I needed an egg, to get the egg I needed some grain, to get the grain, well, let's not even go there.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: All that I said was "Good Morning". What is going on here? A: Dead or alive, I'm going to kill you.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: I just found the Ultimate Nulifier! What shall we do with it? A: It was a very cordial murder.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are you groping that Hindu? That is not what I said. A: 665

Re: Answers & Questions Q: We only have five crates of umbrage. What are you doing here? A: Thing is, I am not a committee.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who fired the Silly String across the fireplace? A: That's not exactly what I had in mind

Re: Answers & Questions Q: When you said that you were going to post my best side, I thought that you were talking about my face. A: I keep scrubbing but it doesn't come off!

Re: Need a little help with timeline/history

Re: Answers & Questions Q: This glue is producing a slime that is holding nothing and leaving behind a slime. Is there a reason for it? A: I didn't say you could conquer THAT world.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: You just took out the Moon. What are you going to say about it? A: Coffee

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are the cattle laughing at the pigs right now? A: Styrofoam and Plastic for lunch. Peanut Butter and Websites for dinner.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: We just got this package of nukes. What is this asterisk for? A) Code vs Schilling.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: I am your King. What are you trying to say to me? A: An Army of Bones

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is everyone going the other way when I appear? A: Let's go into the other room and stab each other

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Welcome to PSIForce. Do you have anything to declare? A: Mobile 3 Piece Suit Gundam.

Re: Super City The "Where Am I?" Station: This place is designed is basically a series of hologram chambers. Anyone paying the price can get such a chamber and program it for any place and time and situation that they desire. However as these chambers go, just because the program was input correctly does not mean that that is what is received. At any time things can change in either a favorable or unfavorable condition that could include either a lockout or (either real or recreated) PCs and known NPCs. So maned because a popular question is "Where am I?"

Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did Saturn and the Moon switch places? A: LARP of the Rings

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why did you get that sleigh and reindeer? A: Things that go bump in the night!

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Re: Your PCs might be overpowered if... . . . Santa's elves are threatening to strike and the very threat of you being the negotiator makes them cooperate. . . . There is a movement to make you dictator for life since none would ever think about going against you.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is your telescope pointed toward the planet Saturn? A: That's why I carry a spoon.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: We have this super-inducing serum that will turn you into some grotesque form. Wait, what did you say? A: A sasquatch with a Louisville slugger.

Re: Your PCs might be overpowered if... . . . If the Beyonder looks at you and decides it is better to withdraw than to fight. . . . You get into the Cash Cab and they give you the grand prize before asking any questions