Asperion

Re: Answers & Questions Q: I thought that we had three monkeys, two chimps, twenty pounds of bananas, and some beans with a bucket. Where are they now? A: It's just a jump to the left, then a step to the right

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey Picasso, why are you complaining about your paintings? A: A Thermonuclear Tampon

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Punisher, why are you so glum? A: I believed you up until you bit off and ate my leg.

Re: Free no character point equipment simulating not very powerful powers The way that I would handle this situation is to require him to purchase a summon that will allow him to gain ONE simple, non-combat item. However the item must be in teleport range and take a minimum of one full turn (he teleports there, hunts through and gets item, then teleports back). The value of the item cannot exceed the value of the summon power and cannot be a weapon (this includes different blades - swords, saws, knives, etc).

Re: If I wind up in a comic book . . . As so I ask the famous last line: What could possibly go wrong? [As I am being dragged off to that place for the witch accompanied by the ghost.]

Re: Answers & Questions Q: You did bring the Ultimate Nullifier? A: Irish neat, and mud for my turtle.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Your plan is going to leave a floating mass of rocks. Are you trying to say anything? A: The Asteroid Belt

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Here is a great idea: take a racer around Earth powered by dynamite. A. You are so sent to Boise, Idaho for that.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: You just gave us 9:1 odds against! And you're the coach!? A: He got 3 unassisted with that line drive.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: We were going from Boston to DC. Why did that sign say "Welcome to Las Vegas"? A. Well in that case, duct tape.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why was Wild Bill Hickok so glad to get his cards. A: This sentenial has been primed.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did the psychologist get to be so high? A: His invisibility only works while none are looking.

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Re: TV show concept the way that I would do my super-series would be to have the first few episodes be before anyone (on the planet) gets any super powers so that we can get to know the people behind the mask. Then there would be something that makes random people get powers (including the heros in the show). None of the people would possess powerful powers (nothing that totally stops the average firearm or bends steel). At first no one either knows what powers they have or to fully understand them. Over the course of the series not only do the heros (and everyone else) have to deal with other powered individuals and the public but also try to figure out their own powers. (This includes deciding on if they will go the hero or villain route - some of the best "heros" are actually villains) Just what is mentioned here could easily fill at least one full season.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: After Galactus ate Jupiter what did he say? A. They're heeeeere!! ...No, wait, I was wrong, they're over there.

Re: If I wind up in a comic book . . . i would want to be the Evil Overlord. Yea I will get pounced every time I appear but I will have the coolest powers, tech, lines, etc. Plus I have license to do whatever I choose whenever I choose (even kill - the perogotive of the Evil Overlord )

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Inspired by the Urban Fantasy Novel thread, I am going to bring in the idea of being trapped in a comic. As before, lets have all those crazy - er great - ideas coming. (The crazier the better )

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you forget to pop this popcorn? A: The Printer of Doom.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: He was put on a deserted island and stole the show. What did the call him? A: I AM the lesser evil.