Asperion

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Are you actually going to test that Insanity Potion? A. Well, technically, it still is.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the problem officer? I was only passing through this flooded zone? A: Girls Gone Mild.

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you want to play golf using the Moon as the ball? A: Every word is a palendrome.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: You say that we are in a fantasy game? What makes you so sure? A: An all stone cast.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do all the Easter Eggs have a fire theme this year? A: Campaign stenographer

Re: Answers & Questions Q: How does one make the Judge happy? A: The Shammy of Thor

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: This wine tastes terrible. What was it made with? A: Decapitated and cremated: How I survived almost certain death

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you say that Bigfoot can transform into a tree? A: Slug Fanciers Monthly

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: What makes you think that they came from a time before computers? A: It's worse than that - it's Physics, Jim!

Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why are these quantums not bonding with this Phosphorous? A: If it's all the same to you...

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Re: Strange events...what do YOU (not your character) do? Like most of the others here I would start off by experimenting with my powers and seeing exactly what I can and cannot do, powerful, SFX, damage resistance, heal factor, and any other thing that I can think of. At first I would try to keep things a secret but since I am rather poor at that most people who know me would quickly figure out what is going on. I would start saving money on things like gas since I will be going through both a lot less since I am using other forms of travel now. The more offensive abilities I would use only for self defense and start working on various combat tactics that make full use of my new abilities. The main problem that I would have is that my roommate is getting disability and we would have to find some way to keep the fact that she might not be eligible for it anymore a secret. I would not voluntarily go into crime fighting, nor would I use the abilities for personal gain, they would only assist me in things that I am already doing now.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is the motto of the Chinese government? A: A pizza the size of the sun.

Re: Answers & Questions Q: You think that they were unfair just because he sold Huston to the Nazis? A: Don't ask. Just back up slowly, turn around and whatever you do, don't scream.

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: I thought that we had three monkeys, two chimps, twenty pounds of bananas, and some beans with a bucket. Where are they now? A: It's just a jump to the left, then a step to the right

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Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey Picasso, why are you complaining about your paintings? A: A Thermonuclear Tampon

Re: Answers & Questions Q: So Punisher, why are you so glum? A: I believed you up until you bit off and ate my leg.

Re: Free no character point equipment simulating not very powerful powers The way that I would handle this situation is to require him to purchase a summon that will allow him to gain ONE simple, non-combat item. However the item must be in teleport range and take a minimum of one full turn (he teleports there, hunts through and gets item, then teleports back). The value of the item cannot exceed the value of the summon power and cannot be a weapon (this includes different blades - swords, saws, knives, etc).