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Both of the primary parties in America are a complete wreck. The main problem is that people are taught that to get anything done in this country, we MUST approve someone who is in one of these parties. There are other parties out there, but very few people have ever heard of them (except for some unjustified bad reports). People should start looking into these other parties and reducing the power of the main parties.

Every time that we hit them with any attack, we're the ones that get injured. NT: Unexpected things to discover exploring the new exoplanet. (More unique the better)

Car wash fundraiser

Q: My Lord wants to visit all the best places of his planet yet stay undetectable. How else would we be able to provide this request? A: That planet actually hides a black hole.

Here's one for the animal lovers out there - Zoophbia NT: Ways that people can get to some exoplanet, preferably within one human lifetime. (Not a requirement)

Q: Why do I get this feeling that you don't like my pony stew? A: This is supposed to be the way to our destination.

One that most people suffer from - Guilt Complex

Darkside is attempting to make another push for gaining absolute mastery over everything. He has been able to get the JL out of the way (easier than he expected) and now onto the next stage. Here he discovered someone that he didn't expect. Queen Beryl was busy planning her next move against those Guardians when suddenly a mysterious portal opens outside her realm. Wondering who would make such an affront into her territory, she (with some minions) goes to investigate. At this point, she finds a strange guy who seems to be made of something unusual. Beryl attempts to tell him to leave, only to have him act as though she is beneath him. Insulted by this, she lashes out with several minor attacks to tell him to leave. Right after Darkside exited his portal, he realized that he ended up someplace other than where he ment to. Not long afterward, a mysterious woman with red hair leading several others approached him demanding that he leave. Darkside being who he is (unusual for him) simply chose to ignore her threats until she lashed out with some attacks that were designed to get his attention. She wants attention, she will have it and gives her a low powered Omega Blast (at least low powered for the likes of Superman). Shortly after Beryl used her attention grabbing attacks, this stranger hit her with some strange blast from his eyes that were of the nature that she had never felt before. Beryl responded by having her minions attacking this stranger (he swatted them aside like they were flies) and turned his attention to Beryl. After that, he decided to attack Beryl. Getting tired of this back and forth, Darkseid (especially after she sent her minions for the slaughter), had decided to end things finally. He went for her at a speed that seemed to surprise her and hit her with his high strength that she was not able to strike back on until she was at least unconscious if not dead. Up Next: Battle of the Elastoids Mr. Fantastic versus Plastic Man

Q: What makes this barbershop quartet so different from any other around? A: When you said to fan it, I didn't realize that this was what you had in mind.

Here's some interesting combination - Quantum Leap with X-Men

Then came the Gen2 comics and Prime had a flashback to the time while they were suspended on Earth. On Cybertron, the war continued and Cybertronians had replicated through a process of "splitting " to create new versions of themselves. Fortunately, this has been lost in time.

There is someone rampaging through the city that another is defending. Exactly who is doing this rampaging and who is the defender? Both of these will need to be decided in each post for the next poster. In the current post, you will need to take the contestants given and state the nature of the battle, battlefield, and victor. Up first : Spiderman versus Blue Beetle

Urban Bridging, Variances, and Yardmen: Division Bravo IMHO

Getting a little technical - Scorpion featuring Conan the Barbarian

The Poke Bear - very subtle little bear-like creature with one EXTREMELY long toe on each front foot.

Poteen Any movie that destroys you requires a drink that does the same.

Q: What is your response to these empty money bags? A: And that was when I casually said that I would like a dog's life.

Q: Did you see how little Barry shot around town? A: This came from our Mad Files.

Not sure if this has been done - Gilligan's Island of Doom

Hey Charlie Brown, what are you doing with that kite in this tree?

Let's all gather round the world's tallest horses. Our latest adventure flick - SHARKGATER!!!!

You are forced to watch the movie Darkness over and over again forever. NT: Snacks that are available while watching Darkness.

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Q: What makes you believe that we can get a successful ghost feature using this highly controversial figure? A: The solution is under your foot.

Now for some real crossing - Buck Rodgers the Hyborian