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  1. Burrito Boy
    They remade Ben Hur. I have officially given up on Hollywood.
  2. Burrito Boy
    Do you think he skipped straight to fourteen from twelve?
  3. Burrito Boy
    You hear gold chains and think Jacksons rather than Mr. T?
  4. Burrito Boy
    On the subject of third party candidates, I saw a truck the other day with a Perot '92 bumper sticker.
  5. Burrito Boy
    Did I really just read a review about an alternate history novel in which the reviewer complained about the author not sticking to the facts?
  6. Burrito Boy
    Yeah, it's an ugly ship. But no uglier than the X-303 from Stargate, which happens to be one of my favorite ships.
  7. Burrito Boy
    Yeah, I did miss that.
  8. Burrito Boy
    Has anyone done: Blake's Se7en
  9. Burrito Boy
    But isn't Galvatron just Megatron all over again? Do we really want four more years of that? That's why I voted Starscream.
  10. Burrito Boy
    I was typing youtube and predictive text suggested you tuberculosis.
  11. Burrito Boy
    Call him Rubberband Boy. Then when he grows up he can be The Rubberband Man. https://youtu.be/kKbADFJOCkU
  12. Burrito Boy
    Are you all Freudians or something?
  13. Burrito Boy
    Well the daughter was seventeen and I don't want to go to jail so...
  14. Burrito Boy
    I thought of that. I also thought she might have wanted to introduce me to her daughter, who she kept talking about. Before she found out how old I am, of course.
  15. Burrito Boy
    Huh? Warned us about what?
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    A woman at the movie theater told me that she thought I was a teenager. Not bad for a guy who just turned thirty-eight.
  18. Burrito Boy
    I've often wondered why there's a comic character named Jocasta but not one named Oedipus. How can you have one without the other?
  19. Burrito Boy
    This means war!
  20. Burrito Boy
    I am not a chimichanga. I am a human being!
  21. Burrito Boy
    Dude. Didn't you know I'm a hot gamer chick?
  22. Burrito Boy
    "You're Slowpoke Rodriguez and your mom is Speedy Gonzales."
  23. Burrito Boy
    Power Girl. Duh! You think I would paint my skin orange?
  24. Burrito Boy
    Argh! That sucks!
  25. Burrito Boy
    Autocorrect changed things to thongs. Is it trying to tell me something?
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